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Don Kehote

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  1. My $100 gift card was FedEx'd (no signature required) to an address that I haven't lived at in a year and a half. It took 91 minutes on the phone yesterday to get it sorted out, but a new one is coming. Moral of the story is: if you have moved since a cruise was booked, make sure that Carnival not only has your new address, but that your old booking is updated to reflect that new address.
  2. Science...is a liar sometimes. This is Aristotle, thought to be the smartest man on the planet. He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, and everyone believed him because he was so smart. Until another smartest guy came along, Galileo, and he disproved that theory, making Aristotle and everybody else on Earth look like a...fool. 'Course, Galileo thought comets were an optical illusion, and there was no way the moon could cause the ocean's tides, and everybody believed that because he was so smart. He was also wrong, making him and everyone else on Earth look like a fool again! Then, best of all, Sir Isaac Newton gets born, and blows everyone's shoes off with his big brains. 'Course, he also thought he could turn metal into gold, and died eating mercury, making him yet another fool. Are you seeing a pattern? These were all the smartest scientists on the planet. Only problem is, they kept being wrong. Sometimes.
  3. But I should be fine going to Tampa, because I am not from Florida, so I can't catch the virus, right?
  4. I always get confused between the "Jones Act" and the "Passenger Vessel Services Act." Drives me batty.
  5. Would you believe that some people think that it is? I just can't even get my head around it.
  6. I hereby begin my campaign to have a duo of a newly reactivated Jaime Dee and Josh "Big Sexy" Waitzman on my next cruise.
  7. Carnival will start operation as soon as they are able to do so. That said, I certainly hope it is soon. There's a few people I know who need to be back on the water, and away from the keyboard. Yours truly included.
  8. WOoooOOO! I cannot wait to cruise again!
  9. FACT! This is about as spot on as it could possibly be. And really, I have gotten to the point where the only time I am inconvenienced at all is when I'm doing something strenuous - it gets a little warm for my comfort.
  10. There is no way that any Cruise ship can break even with such a low, reduced capacity. Probably true. But they can lose less.
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