AndyMichelle

We boarded last Friday 26th. There was absolutely no chance of jumping the queue, but we have since found out there was a problem with the air bridge and the passengers from the coaches etc were waiting inside. They did say they always try get people through ASAP but we saw people waiting from before 12 for 3.30 boarding... By all means try, but just be prepared to wait outside, standing up. Andy

Yes, in Olden now, it's beautiful. Been up the Loen Skylift this morning, it was sensational. Some of us trekked a bit up the top, then ended up sliding part way down on our backsides... Don't ask😊 Was going to walk out to the turquoise lake this afternoon, but opted for a pint on board as pretty shattered, with wet pants😂 Andy

Just a note on the food. Most of it has been quite good, especially breakfast and lunch. The evening meals have been OK, some good, some not so. I listened to all these people who kindly reminded us that us meat eaters can eat vegan food, I wasn't aware😂 I tried Marcos Leek & Potato presse, it was absolutely rank, almost inedible. It was just layers of leek, served with a side of red onion!!! It was overcooked and difficult to cut, let alone eat... Our GF vegetarian companion has been very well looked after with plenty of choice, both in the MDR and buffet, although some of the meals have been hit and miss. We have given up on the desserts, they are either tasteless, too dry or both. I have been sticking to the ice cream. All in all though, the food offering has been more than adequate. Ray Quinn in the Limelight tonight, so looking forward to that. I hope you are all well? Andy

Steve Terry. Started off with a load of misogynistic jokes, nobody laughed so he went into a barrage of 1 liners that were so old the audience were shouting out the answers... I like corny old jokes, but he was really scraping the barrel. Andy

Right, as people who have gathered so much information from various loggers, it would be hypocritical for me to now condemn them. I do wonder about privacy etc, but have been fortunate enough to not encounter any that have caused me any issues. I am grateful of any information we can gather before we travel, so appreciate their work. We were actually pleased to spot ourself on one of the videos. I totally understand the other point of view, but our experience is that they are more use to us than a hindrance. Andy

So, just a quick update. Having a fantastic time, Stavangar today. Food has been good so far, comedian was rubbish, Privateers were great. Thermal suite is closed for the whole cruise, no real explanation why, but full refund and & £40 credit towards massage etc. I will post menus etc later. Andy

We actually didn't have a hairdryer, had to ask at reception. The one the gave us wasn't new, but worked fine. In fairness, Michelle has always found them OK on Britannia, so no major issues. Andy

We actually didn't have a hairdryer, had to ask at reception. The one the gave us wasn't new, but worked fine. In fairness, Michelle has always found them OK on Britannia, so no major issues. Andy

Aah, my new specialist subject as been having to find smoking areas for my FIL. Officially, the only smoking areas on board are both on deck 7, starboard, behind Java and next to the Live Lounge. Unfortunately, because of high winds and slippery surfaces, they had to close both of these yesterday, causing panic. They did reopen the former covered smoking area on 16, but it seems that was only temporary. Hope this helps Andy

So, we are sailing... Sing along😂 First points of note, the naughty queue is in full swing, not much chance of getting on much before your allotted time... They did allow a few older people to sit inside and we could use the loo. When we did get in, it was a quick process, despite being busy. We had to do a full muster, but no lifejackets. Apparently they have to do one every 6 months, so all you travelling soon on Britannia should be OK. The ship looks fantastic after the refurb, our cabin has new carpet and I think a new sofa, or at least it has been recovered. Off to get drunk now, adios amigos. Andy

There was a lot of noise about this issue a while back, but seems to have calmed down. I don't know if that is because they are being more lenient or passengers are following the rules? You can leave your luggage, I think from about 11. We are boarding today and plan to drop the bags off early and walk across to Oxford Street for some lunch, but if no queues, we might chance our arm... I will report back once on board, hopefully before I get too drunk... Have a great cruise. Andy

No, Michelle says I must not look down, and no tutting😂

The gelato filled doughnuts are available in the market cafe, perhaps that's what you was thinking of?

'Our Hyacinth' is lovely, but she does have very high expectations... She thinks she will be having candlelit soirees with the captain, and I am much more Onslow, 'not paying all this money to eat with the staff' 😂 I will see what I can find out about the spa. Andy

I go to get away from carpets... 😁 Will definitely post a drinks menu, hoping they haven't gone up too much... Andy

Ooh, haven't heard, but will check it out.

Unfortunately, we are having to do a 'full' muster drill, but I'm hoping it is not becoming the norm... It seems they are running 2 systems for the restaurants, the app or just turn up, but will check this out. It doesn't seem you have to book the theatre either, but will find out and report back. Andy

So we are off on Britannia today, very excited. I won't do any sort of blog as I don't have the eloquence of many of you who have posted recently, which we find interesting and useful, but will report back about some of the frequently asked questions which pop up on here. We have a few firsts for us on this cruise. We are parking at West Quay. We are travelling with others, including a GF vegetarian, a smoker and 'Hyacinth Bucket'... 😂 We have a late boarding time, but will drop bags off earlier and walk across to Oxford Street. Unfortunately one of our party is unwell and can't come, so 8 has become 7 in 4 adjoining balcony cabins. We have late sitting club dining on our own table for 8. We will possibly be using the gym for the first time as Michelle has a physio plan she needs to keep up. The refurb seems to have been lots of new carpet and a spruce up, but will check for any major changes. Apparently the Casino will be open as was closed for the last cruise. Just going through that last minute 'what have we forgot' sequence😂 Andy

Blimey, so much going on, it makes me so grateful for a fairly stress free life at the moment... Although we have never met, I get the impression that you are at your best in times like these? Everyone around you will be so grateful, although they might not seem or say it. Have a good day. Andy

I like the coat, just stop calling me 'Fat Face'... 😂

Oh absolutely wouldn't be a surprise if P&O are sending out wrong messages, it's a common theme... Whatever it is, have a great time. Andy

Just checked our cruise personaliser for our 7 night cruise tomorrow, definitely 2 formal nights. As you said, first sea day, last port day. Was worried then about having too many matching handbags😂 Andy

It's a bit worrying Jane... I have visions of Zap walking around Woking in JUST his Slash tour T shirt🚶😂

Just take everything... That seems to be Michelle's plan I haven't had any clean underwear for a week and the only socks left are Christmas ones... all packed. 😂🎄 Andy

Thanks Bill. I feel for you. We are already having kittens about a fairly late boarding time... Have a fantastic time. Andy