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alibaba1

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About alibaba1

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    Cool Cruiser

About Me

  • Location
    Southeast Florida
  • Interests
    sailing, volunteering
  • Favorite Cruise Line(s)
    Oceania, Regent
  • Favorite Cruise Destination Or Port of Call
    Caribbean

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  1. Two elderly couples are enjoying a visit The men are in the living room, and the women are in the kitchen chatting over coffee. One of the men says, "My wife and I had dinner at a new restaurant last night. It was excellent!" "Oh!" says his friend. "What restaurant was it?" The man thinks hard for a moment, then shakes his head. "I'm afraid my memory is just awful these days. What do you call that flower with a big red bloom that smells wonderful?" "Rose?" "That's it! HEY ROSE, WHAT RESTAURANT DID WE GO TO LAST NIGHT??"
  2. Left click and highlight the area. Then right click and copy. You can now send it in an e-mail to your friends.
  3. A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
  4. A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
  5. Husband: What would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd take half and leave you. Husband: Great! I won $12...here's $6 for you. Stay in touch.
  6. A guy walks into a pharmacy to buy a box of condoms. The pharmacist asked : Would you like a bag for those?" Guys responds : "No thanks, she's not that ugly".
  7. Picabo Street was an American former World Cup alpine ski racer and Olympic gold medalist. She won the super G at the 1998 Winter Olympics and the downhill at the 1996 World Championships, along with three other Olympic and World Championship medals. Well, I heard that after she left skiing, she went back to medical school to work in the Emergency Dept. When she answers the phone she says: "Picabo - ICU"
  8. CDC Extends 'No Sail Order' by Two More Months The U.S. Centers for Disease Control & Prevention has issued an extension of its No Sail Order that was due to expire July 24, extending it until September 30, 2020, for all cruises out of U.S. ports of call. https://www.cruisecritic.com/news/5467/?et_cid=3345900&et_rid=16914174&et_referrer=Popup_Main
  9. CDC Extends 'No Sail Order' by Two More Months The U.S. Centers for Disease Control & Prevention has issued an extension of its No Sail Order that was due to expire July 24, extending it until September 30, 2020, for all cruises out of U.S. ports of call. https://www.cruisecritic.com/news/5467/?et_cid=3345900&et_rid=16914174&et_referrer=Popup_Main
  10. CDC Extends 'No Sail Order' by Two More Months The U.S. Centers for Disease Control & Prevention has issued an extension of its No Sail Order that was due to expire July 24, extending it until September 30, 2020, for all cruises out of U.S. ports of call. https://www.cruisecritic.com/news/5467/?et_cid=3345900&et_rid=16914174&et_referrer=Popup_Main
  11. Did you know that Carnival also owns Cunard, Princess, Holland America.....etc....?
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