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alibaba1

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About alibaba1

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    Cool Cruiser

About Me

  • Location
    Southeast Florida
  • Interests
    sailing, volunteering
  • Favorite Cruise Line(s)
    Oceania, Regent
  • Favorite Cruise Destination Or Port of Call
    Caribbean

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  1. We had a chocolate point Siamese, which we called Chocolady Chips. We decided to get a fish tank to keep her amused while we were at work. One day a friend asked if we had any pets. I said "Fish and Chips", after realizing what I had just said, thought it was funny.
  2. Two elderly couples are enjoying a visit The men are in the living room, and the women are in the kitchen chatting over coffee. One of the men says, "My wife and I had dinner at a new restaurant last night. It was excellent!" "Oh!" says his friend. "What restaurant was it?" The man thinks hard for a moment, then shakes his head. "I'm afraid my memory is just awful these days. What do you call that flower with a big red bloom that smells wonderful?" "Rose?" "That's it! HEY ROSE, WHAT RESTAURANT DID WE GO TO LAST NIGHT??"
  3. Left click and highlight the area. Then right click and copy. You can now send it in an e-mail to your friends.
  4. A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She'
  5. A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She'
  6. Husband: What would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd take half and leave you. Husband: Great! I won $12...here's $6 for you. Stay in touch.
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