Posted May 20th, 2017, 01:47 PM
These are all hysterical. Unfortunately our funniest experience was our own fault. We were cruising the Celebrity Infinity Alaska. My daughter was 10 (she is now 24 so it was some time ago) In my cabin there was the two of us, my godson who was 26 and his brother who was 22. The younger brother was supposed to be the Au Pair for my daughter as well as our friends who had a 13, 10 year old and 6 year old.
It was the first night and the Au Pair's job was to make sure all the kids got back from their kid's club. The 13 wasn't done until midnight. He staggered into our room about midnight roaring drunk (he had been trying the different martini's as he waited for her to finish) He said he couldn't find her. As he is talking, he slides down the down until he is sitting and begins vomiting. My daughter and I are in the bed. I told his brother he had to deal with it.
He got up and tried to get him in the shower and sobered up. Godson tried to clean up vomit with toilet paper. It clogs the toilet. Tried to give brother glass of water in shower, glass is dropped and shatters in shower. Daughter and I are now laughing hysterically. I give Godson $20 and tells him to call room steward.
Steward comes. Daughter and I are under covers giggling madly trying to pretend we are asleep. Godson suavely tells steward, "We have had a bit of a comedy of errors tonight, my brother is very seasick". I don't think steward bought it, but he fixed toilet, cleaned up glass and cleaned carpet.
When he leaves I call friends and daughter had come home early. Friends said, "Why are you laughing? Are you guys having a party?" I said not exactly.
The next day, it turned out Au Pair may have proposed to several pretty bartenders, they all knew him. He chose not to drink the rest of the cruise