Only one spouse with elite status

[kennicott]

You cannot bring scotch onboard! You will have it delivered from the boutique onboard the day before disembarkation....

 

That's correct, and that is what the poster is saying. He is not on the ship, he is at home, and wife is bringing the goodies with her after the cruise. You have to read the entire sequence of posts to get the humor and drift, not just the one single post.

[GUT2407]

My steward on the Pacific Princess told me he could lock the fridge to keep DH from getting his grubby Platinum paws on my Elite booze. :D

 

As it should be.

 

If just I could keep her filthy mits off the credit card.

 

Oh hang in its in her name.

 

Oh well I still wish I keep her hands off it.