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Those darn whale saving do gooders.





When every single piece of clothing you're wearing has one of those super-itchy adhesive laundry tags in the most inconvenient place...


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Hey Hammy,


When you run out, you can always drop a shot glass of Jaegermeister into a tall mug of beer and chug. Tastes just like Dr. P. :)


I thought you were on a fabulous cruise, in a fabulous suite, celebrating the big 1-0.

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when you are only one number away from the snowball jackpot and dont really care


when you are looking forward to putting your luggage outside your door


when you know how the bartender does that little trick he keeps showing you


when you are invited on stage during the crew show


when the captain asks you if port is to the left or the right


when you are asked to fill in at the debarkation talk because the cd has a sore throat

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When your toilet breaks and they run out of chocolates on the same night!

(Welcome Home, RuthC...)


When the gift-shop is out of pretty sparkly things...

(Welcome Home SirScott and LongtimeCruiser!)


When the Captain asks you to say a special prayer for the safety of the ship...

(Welcome Home, RevNeal!)


When the HM informs you that you need to vacate your suite because Micky Arison needs it...

(Welcome Home, CalmSeas!)


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13 more days to our N'Dam cruise. I did just sail overnight friday on Adventure of the Seas for work, St. maarten to St. Thomas. Saw Maasdam and Volendam in St. Thomas. Just in case anyone cares, crew cabins are better on Carnival.


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