You know its time to go home when...

[bepsf]

Just read this article on SF Gate this am:

 

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/10/22/TRGODLRBOA1.DTL

 

I thought we might have a few to add to the list...

 

...any suggestions?

:)

[dakrewser]

When you start talking about your shore excursion to hell - and you aren't docked in Grand Caymen...:rolleyes:

[bepsf]

When you sit down for dinner, look at the menu and think:

"If they only had Pork Chops and Macaroni w/ Cheese..."

[SnorkelBear]

When you have eaten so much that people try to push you back into the water when you lie on the beach. Those darn whale saving do gooders.

[bepsf]

Those darn whale saving do gooders.

 

 

ROFL!!!

 

When every single piece of clothing you're wearing has one of those super-itchy adhesive laundry tags in the most inconvenient place...

:cool:

[sail7seas]

When none of that laundry fits....... Sea air seems to shrink all my clothes. :D

 

[hammybee]

Easy.....when you have run out of your nectar, Dr. Pepper.

[SnorkelBear]

When you feel like you should help with dishes.

 

Brian, that will teach you to send your speedo out for laundry. I don't think there is a comfortable place for tag on a thong.

[SnorkelBear]

Hey Hammy,

 

When you run out, you can always drop a shot glass of Jaegermeister into a tall mug of beer and chug. Tastes just like Dr. P. :)

[hammybee]

Hey Hammy,

 

When you run out, you can always drop a shot glass of Jaegermeister into a tall mug of beer and chug. Tastes just like Dr. P. :)

 

I thought you were on a fabulous cruise, in a fabulous suite, celebrating the big 1-0.

[cruznon]

When you comment, "It's just another castle..." when cuising down the Rhine, it's time to go home.

[SnorkelBear]

Hammy,

 

13 more days to our N'Dam cruise. I did just sail overnight friday on Adventure of the Seas for work, St. maarten to St. Thomas. Saw Maasdam and Volendam in St. Thomas. Just in case anyone cares, crew cabins are better on Carnival.

[lougee1043]

when you are only one number away from the snowball jackpot and dont really care

 

when you are looking forward to putting your luggage outside your door

 

when you know how the bartender does that little trick he keeps showing you

 

when you are invited on stage during the crew show

 

when the captain asks you if port is to the left or the right

 

when you are asked to fill in at the debarkation talk because the cd has a sore throat

[bepsf]

When your toilet breaks and they run out of chocolates on the same night!

(Welcome Home, RuthC...)

 

When the gift-shop is out of pretty sparkly things...

(Welcome Home SirScott and LongtimeCruiser!)

 

When the Captain asks you to say a special prayer for the safety of the ship...

(Welcome Home, RevNeal!)

 

When the HM informs you that you need to vacate your suite because Micky Arison needs it...

(Welcome Home, CalmSeas!)

;)

[mechcc]

When you really want your own cooking, it's time to head home.

[ANSalberg]

When someone knocks on your door, you say "Its open; just put the breakfast tray on the coffee table -and THANKS!"

[Enchanted]

When you find yourself wishing you'd just booked the masdam nudist cruise instead because you have nothing that fits...

[kakalina]

When you greet your mailman with "Selamat Siang"

[Liner]

When my husband looked out a window in Greenwich, England and thought the buildings looked like DisneyWorld...it was time to SEND him home!! LOL

[hammybee]

Hammy,

 

13 more days to our N'Dam cruise. I did just sail overnight friday on Adventure of the Seas for work, St. maarten to St. Thomas. Saw Maasdam and Volendam in St. Thomas. Just in case anyone cares, crew cabins are better on Carnival.

Wha?

[USNDiver]

Hey, I ordered a Martini, how come you brought three?

 

Cheers,

 

Dave

[AAAAmerican]

Was he on Greenwich mean?

 

Did he step over the line? *S*:cool:

 

When my husband looked out a window in Greenwich, England and thought the buildings looked like DisneyWorld...it was time to SEND him home!! LOL

[Liner]

Was he on Greenwich mean?

 

Did he step over the line? *S*:cool:

 

Yes and Yes! :D :p

[AAAAmerican]

Only one step? **S** _____________

Yes and Yes! :D :p

[Copper10-8]

When the orchestra stops playing and the svelt lady stops singing:rolleyes: