Attire Do's and Don'ts

[samscruiser]

Some one sent this to me, and I thought it would be good to pass it along.

 

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following

combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

 

1. A nose ring and bifocals

 

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

 

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

 

4. Miniskirts and support hose

 

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

 

6. Speedo's and cellulite

 

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

 

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

 

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

 

10. Bikinis and liver spots

 

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

 

12. Inline skates and a walker

 

13. Thongs and Depends

[AbbyGirl]

I agree with all of these, but #9 is the one that I see as a law breaker the most....Nothing like seeing people's rolls when their shirt won't cover their belly!!

[spongerob]

You'd be surprised at how many of those combos I've actually seen...:eek: :eek:

[isujim]

These are great!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks for posting this............and in many cases not far off from the truth............

 

Have you ever noticed that none of these types ever make the cruise line brochures???????????:p

 

Jim

[Coolmama_1]

Cute! I needed a laugh!:D

[samscruiser]

isujim - They don't make the cruise line brochures, but some make the video diaries!

[jhannah]

How true, how true! Thanks for the chuckle. I think number six is also a major violation I see more often than I care to! :rolleyes:

[c&d]

I agree how true. I was recently in Las Vegas and our friends and I were in a lounge just people watching. What makes some people think they look really good with spiked hair and big rolls and short shorts. But than again that is Las Vegas. thanks I had to forward to myself to send on to others

[fivebucs]

:mad: A Speedo and anything! sb:mad:

[JanetMarie]

I work at a law firm, and believe it or not, there are some of those descriptions right here at work. :eek: :eek: :eek: