FUN!!! - RCI should ban next.......

[Cathomas]

All dining experience, just have a cafeteria.

Adventure Ocean - it does not follow the style of traditional cruising.

Deck Chairs - If you cannot stop the chair-hogs take away the chairs, everyone must sit or lay on the deck.

Enclose the whole ship with glass (no outside decks), this will stop the jumping.

 

Lets all have some fun.

[wolfcathorse]

RCI should ban sex in the lifeboats, elevators, showers, and DR. Then the couples playing the Love & Marriage Game will really have to come up with ingenious places to make whoopie!

[firefly333]

Iv read in the last week about doing away with live music, then the ban on smoking in cabins. Someone posted they are doing away with lobster night. (is this true??!!). They are trying anytime dining, which clearly is a way to turn over more tables faster in the dining room, it is not just to please the few who dont want traditional imo.

 

Whats left? They can empty the swimming pool and hot tubs of water..

[silentbob007]

No more free entertainment ... shows have a two-drink minimum. :)

[crusinmama06]

Chocolate - all that fat is bad for you anyway

[realtreebar]

Getting On The Ship! Lol

[iheartbda]

One way elevators....down only. Having to walk up everywhere will help to keep off those cruise pounds.

[Cathomas]

Tenders - You must get to the island on your own, good way to save money. Remember stopping at the islands are not in the contract.

[copnlpn2]

Ban...

 

1. Elevators - taking the stairs is good for you.

2. "Free" restrooms - revenue from pay toilets will increase profits.

3. Ben & Jerry's ice cream - have self-serve fat-free yogurt & tofu bars.

4. Suites - everyone knows "suites" aren't good for your teeth.

5. Room stewards, waiters, etc. - in protest of their sub-standard wages

 

Cindy

[terri23]

no more pool / beach towels provided - imagine the savings! no more theft!

[terri23]

no more pillow chocolates - they'll put the same fake wax chocolate out each night to "preserve tradition"

[terri23]

no more free tap water! bottled only (put your $8 liter in the bracket behind the toilet or on the shower nozzle for use)

[Robb]

copnlpn2, There have been several posts elsewhere on the boards that are somewhat funny, but I absolutely love your thought about 'suites' being bad for your teeth.:D :D :D :D :D

[terri23]

no more flatware! pick up your spork packet on the way into the WJ / DR.

[corona5657]

TV's in the room. Imagine how irate someone can get if "horrors" the noise from the TV filters into their rooms.:D

[copnlpn2]

Robb - thanks for the compliment!

 

Happy cruising!

 

Cindy

[unforgiven]

They should ban all alcohol on-board, that way no one can get drunk and fall off the ship! umm...wait then I would have to find a new cruise line, scratch the last idea!

[cs]

Yes, ban the Room stewards. Hey we can either make our own bed or not, afterall it is our vacation.

 

They can leave the cart in the hall where we can get fresh towels and toiletries - wait a second, they can ban the toiletries too, we can bring on our own. Most of us don't like the ones they provide anyway.

 

Of course we would still have to tip for the Room stewards because those tips are pooled and somebody had to replenish the towels on the cart you know...

[caitlyn20]

Iv read in the last week about doing away with live music, then the ban on smoking in cabins. Someone posted they are doing away with lobster night. (is this true??!!). They are trying anytime dining, which clearly is a way to turn over more tables faster in the dining room, it is not just to please the few who dont want traditional imo.

 

Whats left? They can empty the swimming pool and hot tubs of water..

 

Speaking of lobster night, they actually limited us to one lobster until everyone in the dining room had had at least one.

 

Unfortunately, two of our table mates were a little late, and by the time they ordered lobster, the dining room was OUT. They were very upset, threw a fit, and were given lobster the next night.

 

This is the first time I've been on a cruise where they limited the food.

 

Oh, and at our Captain's Gala Cocktail party, the guy came around with the h'ordeuversldkjf (I can never spell that), and when I picked a second one, the waiter said, "You want more than one? I have to serve everyone." THAT was also a first. I have never had them tell me I couldn't have more than one "snack."

[Hflors]

private cameras and video recorders. (it's for security!) All pictures must be from the ships photogapher. More revenue.

 

This is only half a joke. I can sort of see this happening in the future!

[yogimax]

Bad comedians...

 

Why is it that they all seem to gravitate to cruise ships?

[StormGoddess]

Heh, the future holds bans on all luggage! N smuggling, no more paying all those porters and security to scan, and if ya want to be clean, you'll be paying laundry services daily! Eww, lol.

[massfriends]

If you want to visit a port you MUST book an excursion from RCCL. If you don't book with RCCL you MUST stay on board!!!

[cs]

Dear customer, because of the volume of feedback we have received regarding dining room attire, we are implementing a full ban on street clothing.

 

From now on you will be required to purchase RCCL logo clothing prior to boarding your cruise.

 

We have a varitey of RCCL Logo Wear Collections, including casual, smart-casual, and formal Logo Wear. We are confident that this will eliminate the frustrations over what to wear while onboard.

 

We thank you for your cooperation,

 

The staff

[FreewayFortune]

Dear customer, because of the volume of feedback we have received regarding dining room attire, we are implementing a full ban on street clothing.

 

From now on you will be required to purchase RCCL logo clothing prior to boarding your cruise.

 

We have a varitey of RCCL Logo Wear Collections, including casual, smart-casual, and formal Logo Wear. We are confident that this will eliminate the frustrations over what to wear while onboard.

 

We thank you for your cooperation,

 

The staff

 

:) Lol:)