Wakepatrol

I’m confused. You tip the room service person very well, but if the owner of the ship starts charging you, the room service person gets squat?

I never knew there was so much strategy put into bringing a bottle of wine on a ship?

Okay that was on RCL now you’re going on Celebrity. Rear view mirror your RCL experience and move on. How many members must tell you this doesn’t happen on the Celebrity cruises?

Okay that was on RCL now you’re going on Celebrity. Rear view mirror your RCL experience and move on. How many members must tell you this doesn’t happen on the Celebrity cruises?

Okay that was on RCL now you’ve going on Celebrity. Rear view mirror your RCL experience and move on. How many members must tell you this doesn’t happen on the Celebrity cruises?

Don’t prepay just leave them as they are. They will be charged to your account and you won’t have to look for envelopes easy peasy

You can prepay the gratuities or they are charged to your shipboard account daily What is the difference?

Just find everyone on the ship who has a cold They will be in the sauna

Who came up with this idea that people don’t dress up on “Alaskan Cruises”? Oh I know- The same people who claim that people don’t dress up on “Caribbean Cruise”

What are dress shorts?

So true, so sad😩

The cruise lines should get smart. They should just charge twice the amount for a cabin and give paid gratuities with it. The cruiser will be so relieved he doesn’t have to pay tips, that he won’t even notice he paid double for the cabin. Easy peasy

Have you seen some of these toenails?

Is it possible to get these recordings into every sleep deprivation clinic in America?

They have loads of canned soda on the ship

Board an air conditioned bus with one hundred plus people, enjoy stops for junky souvenirs and finish the day with a ride back with a watered down rum punch- NAH

I would demand $9,000

It’s actually the rubber band they put on their claws

Cabin price -$5000 Airplane Tickets - $700 Taxi to ship - $25 Bar Bill - $500 Casino Spending- $200 Excursions - $600 Spa Treatments- $300 Beating the ship out of a freezer burned 3 oz lobster tail- Priceless

Don’t go to the sail away festivities. Instead schedule a meeting with the food and beverage manager to discuss recent cutbacks. Visiting a port you’ve never seen,?nah stay aboard and schedule a meeting with the chef to lecture him on how his French onion soup is too sweet. Shows - skip those and bring your camera to the buffet and take pictures of each station they have set up, and what’s on it. Please measure the size of the shrimp in the shrimp cocktail as well. Have a great cruise

Moral to the: story The guy that digs his heels in and refuses to pay the room service fee. Will soon realize that pizza at 2:37am was completely unnecessary

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I just googled Celebrity buffet and this appeared