Hairy Chest Contest not family oriented

[MrPete]

Nope. One doesn't have to be a snob to want no part of "Hairy Guys Gone Wild." Enjoy.

 

Who has said any of us are a part of it?

 

But YOU clicked on the thread. :confused::rolleyes:

 

Excuse me while I pause for laughter.

[steveNcindy]

It's true that I've never been on Carnival, but this thread fits my image of it. :o

 

It's true that I've never been on Regent, but this post fits my image of a typical Regent cruiser :o

[linda_22003]

Who has said any of us are a part of it?

 

But YOU clicked on the thread. :confused::rolleyes:

 

Excuse me while I pause for laughter.

 

I clicked on it because it's been a very funny read.

[linda_22003]

It's true that I've never been on Regent, but this post fits my image of a typical Regent cruiser :o

 

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! That's why different lines exist; there's something for everyone.

[MrPete]

I clicked on it because it's been a very funny read.

 

And that's the Carnival boards for ya! :D

 

Just like Charlie Sheen's shirt.;)

[dan40]

If they offered it, I wold have! :D

 

Sadly, all my porno is on Beta. :o

 

 

What about the charcoal scratchings on the cave walls???

[MrPete]

What about the charcoal scratchings on the cave walls???

 

Hurts too much. :eek:

[dan40]

Hurts too much. :eek:

 

 

Ouch!!!:mad::D

[FlaGrl4Evr]

I have yet to be on my first cruise (Oct 2010 Legend-not bringing the kids ) but I think this Hairy-Chest-Contest will be a lot of fun to watch. After all, vacations are meant to be FUN. I think that the mix in ages and the mix in body types is what would make this contest so interesting. If an older man with grey chest hair wants to get up and dance and shake butt then I say, " Go for It " same for the younger GQ type.

After working 51 weeks a year in stuffy professional attire it would be fun to be able to watch or partake in things that a person may not normally do in their everyday life. I want to lay back, drink a few DODs laugh a little. What may be fun for one may not be fun for the next. Is that not the purpose of the Caper's? You can select the activities that you may want to see or not see and plan your day accordingly. If something arises (no pun intended) that you or your family may not want to see, then move on or FAST FORWARD. What is family appropriate for one person may not be for the next. Like my 18 year old son says " Don't be a jackin my style" Actually, now that I think of it, my BF's 22 yr old daughter is going to teach me to do the " booty-dance" Yup, I'll be in that dance club shankin my 47 year old AZZ. Have a good one.

[MrPete]

I'll be in that dance club shankin my 47 year old AZZ.

 

Just keep it in its place out of view! :D

 

EDIT: OOPS! You're the one on the left. Please proceed.

[kelz66]

Just keep it in its place out of view! :D

 

EDIT: OOPS! You're the one on the right. Please proceed.

 

stop looking at his azz. :eek:

[MrPete]

stop looking at his azz. :eek:

 

LOL Ya caught me pre edit. :o But he's not bad looking.

[jgmpuma]

Welcome back, Cotton. People have been asking about you.

[kelz66]

Welcome back, Cotton. People have been asking about you.

 

 

?????

:confused:

[MrPete]

?????

:confused:

 

I've never met Cotton, but I never imagined her with a hairy chest.

 

Maybe she was just hunching.

[WeBeCruisin']

I was watching "Bambi" with my grandkids recently and I was mortified when I realized that all the forest creatures were naked! What on earth is this world coming to? :eek:

[LemurCat]

I was watching "Bambi" with my grandkids recently and I was mortified when I realized that all the forest creatures were naked! What on earth is this world coming to? :eek:

 

Did you clutch your chest and say "Well, I NEVER!" as your monocle fell to the floor and shattered?

[Texaslandshark]

Is Carnival the only line that does this???

[WeBeCruisin']

Did you clutch your chest and say "Well, I NEVER!" as your monocle fell to the floor and shattered?

 

Assumptions! Assumptions! It wasn't a monocle, it was a lorgnette! :eek:

[kyrisong1]

 

I will now get my dictionary out to look up hunch.

ROFL I thought the same thing, once again you beat me to it;)

[songbird1329]

my boyfriend actually participated in this contest, and I have the blackmail photo to prove it. :D

 

trust me, I've seen much worse on the disco floor.

[dan40]

If I try to play a "hunch" at the track, will I be arrested?

[kyrisong1]

LOL, X-rated!!! PG 13 maybe.

 

This isn't really an activity that I enjoy watching, but many do, so I say let it be. See when you get people out in the hot sun all day drinking, crazy things are bound to happen.

 

I find the event a bit tacky, but I don't expect the rest of the world to live by my standards.

I agree!!! It's not my thing to watch, it's basically which man can make the biggest azz of himself will win a ship on a stick. I've seen a few and the hairiest guy did not always win, just the most obnoxious.

But there are fans of this activity and there is no reason in the world why we should not have it or censor it.

I've seen a LOT more skin and filthy language on prime time television than in a hairy chest contest.

I would not take my granddaughter to watch one of these but if she saw it in a video she'd probably say "what are those old fat men doing dancing around in their underwear????" because that's a kids view, they don't see things as sex, and anyone over 25 is old;)

Cheers, Carole

[kelz66]

If I try to play a "hunch" at the track, will I be arrested?

 

no...but I would not recommend betting on a hump.

:p

[Cruiser1547228475]

Don't be a jackin my style" Actually, now that I think of it, my BF's 22 yr old daughter is going to teach me to do the " booty-dance" Yup, I'll be in that dance club shankin my 47 year old AZZ. Have a good one.

 

 

 

Three nights ago I was at a disco

Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go

And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor

She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go

Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip

She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down

She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, no

You done knocked me down once

You done knocked me down once

Said, if you want to dance

Find you a big fat man

Ya'll both can get on down

Ya'll both can get on down, huh

 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

 

Somebody take her

She's too big for me

She'll knock me down

 

She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat

She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down

I told her to go on and leave me alone

I ain't gettin' down

You done hurt my hip once

 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

 

Somebody take her, I don't want her

She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down

Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down

Somebody take her, I don't want her

Say, Leroy, you can have this one, dude

This big fat woman, dude

I don't want her :D:):D