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RnD

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stowaway2k

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I've got a Mondeo, can I sail on Cunard?

 

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lexxity

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Well I have a Honda. The only Honda that ever breaks apparently! The RAC man said that it was only the fourth in five years he had ever been out too!:mad:

 

Oh well it's all fixed now. Shame it's taken my carefully saved money for my next cruise. Oh well, I shall let JGS take over my expenses too.:D

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happyscot

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There are some rules to obey when you own a Mondeo.

 

1. Never wash it. It looks better dirty.

 

2. Never mend scratches. Aluminium is so much more attractive than Mondeo silver.

 

3. Do not worry about the grating noise. That is the engine.

 

4. Never expect to have sex. Ever.

 

 

You guys are funny. I got banned for a week from the Princess board. I take considerable pride in that. I think it was because I slagged off McDonalds and got some corporate muscle. Or am I just paranoid. Hey, I didn't know I could spell that. Please vote now.

 

a) Yes, f+++ off back to the Princess Board.

 

b) I welcome your brave Scottish stance against the forces of corporate America. You are welcome. Please entertain us with wit, satire, and swearwords.

 

c) We don't care, we're posh.

 

 

Calls cost 15p plus your normal network charge.

 

 

I used to work on Blue Peter. I was the cat.

 

I think I might be pissed.

 

I love you, whoever you are.

 

Hic.

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Cruachan

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Calls cost 15p plus your normal network charge.

 

Away ya bampot - ye nivver sayed whit the phone number wuz. An ah wuz gonnae phone an vote as well !

 

PS - nice wan, gettin banned frae the Princess Board.

 

A.R.B.

 

Jimmy

 

:)

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RnD

RnD

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Now we are getting calls from our friendly Princess, HAL, and celebrity cruise specialists.

 

We are booked, did a complete wardrobe review and I decied my wife will not need any new clothes for the trip. Unfortunetely she does not agree.

 

No you did not scare us away.

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KarenR_UK

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You guys are funny. I got banned for a week from the Princess board. I take considerable pride in that. I think it was because I slagged off McDonalds and got some corporate muscle. Or am I just paranoid. Hey, I didn't know I could spell that. Please vote now.

 

a) Yes, f+++ off back to the Princess Board.

 

b) I welcome your brave Scottish stance against the forces of corporate America. You are welcome. Please entertain us with wit, satire, and swearwords.

 

c) We don't care, we're posh.

 

 

Calls cost 15p plus your normal network charge.

 

 

I used to work on Blue Peter. I was the cat.

 

I think I might be pissed.

 

I love you, whoever you are.

 

Hic.

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

Stay HappyScot Stay - love your contributions on Princess & P+O (Oz)

 

Wish I was pi**ed - just got back from family wedding (part 2) and am I bored - practically sober even (Ok part 1, I got slightly drunk - I've decided I am allergic to champagne - must be:D, the way I felt Thursday & only an allergy would have kept me off work:eek: )

 

Karen

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patwell

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I decied my wife will not need any new clothes for the trip. Unfortunetely she does not agree.

 

 

And right she no doubt is!!! There is no such thing as enough clothes for a voyage!!!:rolleyes:

 

Cheers, Penny

Penny’s Affair to Remember QM2 Review

http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=471053

 

November 10,2007...the “Affair” continues....

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Wadadli1

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Me too!

 

Matthew

 

Happyscot is a happy fellow, isn't he? Always fun to have around. I think I offered to buy him a drink once, which means I will have to sell my car in order to finance that drink, but that's fine.

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SouthAussie100

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There are some rules to obey when you own a Mondeo.

 

1. Never wash it. It looks better dirty.

 

2. Never mend scratches. Aluminium is so much more attractive than Mondeo silver.

 

3. Do not worry about the grating noise. That is the engine.

 

4. Never expect to have sex. Ever.

 

 

You guys are funny. I got banned for a week from the Princess board. I take considerable pride in that. I think it was because I slagged off McDonalds and got some corporate muscle. Or am I just paranoid. Hey, I didn't know I could spell that. Please vote now.

 

a) Yes, f+++ off back to the Princess Board.

 

b) I welcome your brave Scottish stance against the forces of corporate America. You are welcome. Please entertain us with wit, satire, and swearwords.

 

c) We don't care, we're posh.

 

 

Calls cost 15p plus your normal network charge.

 

 

I used to work on Blue Peter. I was the cat.

 

I think I might be pissed.

 

I love you, whoever you are.

 

Hic.

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

You kill me Happyscot :D I vote definitely B !! Typical you would write something like that about Neil's boat :eek:

 

cheers

Vanessa

 

ps. I love you too :p

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happyscot

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Ow, my head hurts.

 

Where am I?

 

CUNARD???????

 

How the hell did I get here..............? Oh yes. The ban thing. Hee hee hee hee. Was I rude about some guy's boat sinking? Oh dear. Mind you, this was in a country where a woman got rogered to death by a camel recently. There are women in my home town who would form an orderly queue at the very possibility............and several blokes, too.

 

Is it true you use the blood of coalminers to make your gins pink? Or is it that thing King George had with a lot of consonants?

 

Just think, when old Liz pops off, it'll be the QC1. Queen Cam. Watch your King's consort 24 hours a day. Look, she's on a camel. No hold it, the cam's upside down. Oh dear.............

 

Now I have to go on a ladder to get ivy off my roof. Silly old trout climbed out of the bathroom window again. No really, wish me luck - I don't do heights...........

 

Cunard? Blimey. Must be some primeval Brit homing instinct..........I expect my ancestors cleaned your Bentleys or picked up your soap in the shower or something.

 

Cue Dambusters music.........................

 

xxxx

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3rdGenCunarder "Live from...." Rare

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Now we are getting calls from our friendly Princess, HAL, and celebrity cruise specialists.

 

We are booked, did a complete wardrobe review and I decied my wife will not need any new clothes for the trip. Unfortunetely she does not agree.

 

No you did not scare us away.

 

Glad to hear you weren't scared away. You must be very brave--not to hang in with Cunard and this thread, but to suggest that your wife does not need new clothes for the trip. A woman can ALWAYS find a reason to need new clothes! (and shoes, purses, etc)

 

BTW, contrary to expectations you may have developed as a result of this thread, cabins on Cunard are not padded cells, although perhaps a few of those might not be a bad idea...

Kathy

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