You know you're not on a cruise when.....

I think I saw this a while ago on another board :)

I will kick off with "You know you're not on a cruse when..... you smile at a stranger and you get a filthy look back" :D:D

when...you have to pick up your own wet towels:p:)

when you wake up and realise you are in the same place as yesterday!

When you have to plan your week's meals, go to the supermarket, buy the stuff, bring it home, put it away, bring it out, cook it, and then do the washing up!!!:(

When you're forever checking the latest cruise prices!

When there's no chocolate on your pillow and the beds not made!!!!

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when you're not eating steak pie and chips at 1.30 in the morning.:eek::D

When I'm here reading a post from someone on a ship and wishing we were there.

You eat a cake that actually has some taste to it! :D

You haven´t said hello or had a dazzling smile from at least a dozen people before breakfast.

I have to go to work!

When you flush the toilet and all is quiet

not whoooooooshsuck bang wallop :rolleyes:

Stevie :)

When you flush the toilet and all is quiet

 

not whoooooooshsuck bang wallop :rolleyes:

 

Stevie :)

And you don't hold your breath wondering if it's going to...........:eek:

I have an automatic "Your not on a cruise ship system":rolleyes:

It goes off Monday to Friday every morning at 4:45am :( (Alarm clock;))

but it does help pay for future cruises by getting me outta my bed :)

And you don't hold your breath wondering if it's going to...........:eek:

Kruzze,

this is not your usual reply ...so short . are you ok:confused: :D

Stevie

Kruzze,

this is not your usual reply ...so short . are you ok:confused: :D

Stevie

Cheeky! Are you trying to tell me something? :D

And for the record - I'm fine thanks! ;)

You spend too much time on this forum......dreaming of the next one....

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You still have your boarding cards now expired but keep them in your holiday file :eek:so you can remember your cabin number on that cruise:rolleyes:

sad person I am :)

Stevie

You still have your boarding cards now expired but keep them in your holiday file :eek:so you can remember your cabin number on that cruise:rolleyes:

sad person I am :)

 

Stevie

I've got mine in a rubber band in date order :o:o:D

I have only got 3 up to now, but am working on it!!

I know I am not on a cruise when I wake up at 5.30 am and have no sunrise to look forward to over the next island.

My AI card gets refused in my local pub

When you wake up sober! :rolleyes:

I know I am not on a cruise when I am in the shower and think the water pressure isn't as good as on the ship.