"Jewellery-wrattlers"? Is that anything like a jewelry wrangler? You know, they do give out stickers saying "I'm Elite.": the Medallions show the status (or at least it did on my last cruise.) I suppose there are people who chase status, but as you yourself know, becoming Elite just happens if you cruise long enough. After I'm gone from Princess, I will admit I'll miss the free laundry.