My off-key Harmony "LIVE" 2/3/18

If you see anything about Harmony hitting a large rock or plowing through a coral reef, no worries, just me doing the bridge tour! :)

 

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Don't hurt her too bad

Out of context over heard in the elevator quote of the day, aka OOCOHITEQOTD:

 

"I drug my grandchild."

 

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Flipping hilarious! Keep them coming [emoji4]

I'm on the Harmony in two weeks. Who are the best bartenders? We'll look for them!

We are all checked in, in our room, luggage unpacked. Time to relax on our deck.

 

Oh, did I forget to mention we are like the Beverly Hillbillies? Somehow we passed the screening and they sold us a Star Class room! So far I highly recommend it. In the words of Ferris, "It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up."

 

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:'):') I love this quote and your sense of humor!!! Can't wait to read more :D

Lisa N.

This review couldn’t be more timely. We are looking into splurging for a 2 bedroom Aqua Theatre Suite to celebrate our daughter’s HS graduation in 2020. We were on the fence about spending the extra $ until my husband saw your review ... now I think he’s all in ...

I have a bunch to write still! :)

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Waiting for Grease to start so figured I'd do a quick update, out of order, but, I don't care. If it confuses you tough nuggies!

So, attached is the saddest employee on the cruise ship. I've seen happier people at a wake. This guy makes "Sad Keanu" seem like the happiest man on the planet. Seriously how can anyone seem this sad? Who gave him this job anyways? Did someone think "Screw it, let's give the saddest guy ever the job of reserving seats for Sky and Sea Class guests as well as Pinnacle members.

On another note our Genie got us awesome seats at a bar table to watch the show, as seen from amazing photographic skills!

Ut oh, school bell just rang, have to run to class!!!!!

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Tboneill, I just re read your review from start to finish. Very well done. Don’t stop yet, you still have 14 hours to go.

A few tips. You need to get your Genie to install a zip line or Abyss slide to get from your cabin to muster. You would make quite the entrance. And if by chance there is a shortage of escargot, just have your daughter take out Jimmi. Just a couple of ideas.

As for the screening process, it must be flawed. I’ve slipped through a few times and have yet to be turned back at embarkation. I will go under the radar again in 4 weeks/28 days tomorrow, not that I’m counting. ;)

I’m curious, who was your resident bottle dweller this week?

As much abuse as those people get for saving seats, im surprised if any last a week!! I have seen people get REALLY upset with these seat-savers.

He just looks bored and falling asleep on his feet to me. :D

Yup - probably happy to have a little "nap" time. Be gentle if you wake him.... they usually work very hard from early morn to late night and some days......

Waiting for Grease to start so figured I'd do a quick update, out of order, but, I don't care. If it confuses you tough nuggies!

 

So, attached is the saddest employee on the cruise ship. I've seen happier people at a wake. This guy makes "Sad Keanu" seem like the happiest man on the planet. Seriously how can anyone seem this sad? Who gave him this job anyways? Did someone think "Screw it, let's give the saddest guy ever the job of reserving seats for Sky and Sea Class guests as well as Pinnacle members.

 

On another note our Genie got us awesome seats at a bar table to watch the show, as seen from amazing photographic skills!

 

Ut oh, school bell just rang, have to run to class!!!!!

 

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How comfy were the actual seats at the bar table?

Enjoying your review and photos!

Where are you? Did you fall off the ship [emoji568]? We're all waiting for more on your cruise. Come back please!!

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Excitedly awaiting more, but mostly just wanted to chime in that someone got your Better Off Dead ‘3 dollars’ movie reference. Hilarious visual.

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Omg I LOVED this review!! So fun! Would love to hear the rest of your trip!!

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