Difference between Titanic and cruise today

[SheriNtexas]

The Titanic had a much better deep sea program:o

 

:eek: Now THAT was bad!!!:)

[daiB]

The Titanic had a much better deep sea program:o

 

 

You cannot win again, the prizes have to be shared around.

 

But I agree really BAD.:eek:

 

 

 

:)Hapy Cruising:)

 

:cool:Dai

[Grandpaul]

Jay Leno had a good one last month. He said that the last surviving AMerican on the Titanic had died a couple days ago. He said it was especially sad because she was only a hundred yards form the shore.

[Tinkerbell647]

Jay Leno had a good one last month. He said that the last surviving AMerican on the Titanic had died a couple days ago. He said it was especially sad because she was only a hundred yards form the shore.

 

LOL !!!! :rolleyes:

[daveco58]

of course, we have missed the most obvious difference. Todays cruise ships are mostly above sea level

[daiB]

of course, we have missed the most obvious difference. Todays cruise ships are mostly above sea level

 

 

 

And thats not nice either:mad::mad:

 

But it is a challenger to Tannersgramp.

 

Lets say - 15 all. Mr Tannersgramp to serve.

 

 

 

:)Happy Cruising:)

 

 

:cool:

Dai

[Tannersgramp]

And thats not nice either :mad:

But it is a challenger to Tannersgramp.

 

Lets say - 15 all. Mr Tannersgramp to serve.

 

 

 

:)Happy Cruising:)

 

 

:cool:

Dai

I accept the thrown down gauntlet..........Todays cruises have much better debarkation procedures:D

[daiB]

I accept the thrown down gauntlet..........Todays cruises have much better debarkation procedures

 

 

30-15

 

Mr daveco58 to serve

 

 

:):)Happy cruising:):)

 

Should that be, 'disembarkation' the line judge has called. The Referee is awaiting an appeal from the players or the crowd.

 

 

 

:cool:

Dai

[Tannersgramp]

30-15

 

Mr daveco58 to serve

 

 

:):)Happy cruising

 

Should that be, 'disembarkation' the line judge has called. The Referee is awaiting an appeal from the players or the crowd.

 

 

 

:cool:

Dai

Its aganist cc polecy to corregt spiling ears:D

[brn2crz]

Not sure if this has been posted but,most ships today don't carry cars on them :)

[daveco58]

30-15

 

Mr daveco58 to serve

 

 

:):)Happy cruising:):)

 

Should that be, 'disembarkation' the line judge has called. The Referee is awaiting an appeal from the players or the crowd.

 

 

 

:cool:

Dai

 

Two-piece ships, not so popular today

[daiB]

Two-piece ships, not so popular today

 

 

Now thats 30 - 30

 

The umpire has allowed Mr Tannersgramp last effort to stand the crowd are aghast.

 

 

Hush falls as it is Mr Tannersgramp to serve.

 

 

 

 

:):)Happy Cruising:):)

 

:cool:

Dai

[Tannersgramp]

1st shark to 2nd shark: "Not bad for cruise line food":eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

[daiB]

1st shark to 2nd shark: "Not bad for cruise line food"

 

 

 

40 -30

 

 

The crowd are on their feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Mr daveco58 to serve, he needs an Ace here.

 

 

 

:):)Happy Cruising:):)

 

 

:cool:

Dai

[daiB]

Well as you can see the players have left the court as the umbrellas have gone up and the covers have come on. Rain has stopped play.

 

 

It is hoped that play will resume tomorrow in this tense match. Can I just reiterate the score: Mr Tannersgramp leads Mr daveco58, 40 - 30 in the final of the Bad Taste Trophy.

 

 

 

:):)Happy Cruising:):)

 

 

:cool:

Dai

[daveco58]

Well as you can see the players have left the court as the umbrellas have gone up and the covers have come on. Rain has stopped play.

 

 

It is hoped that play will resume tomorrow in this tense match. Can I just reiterate the score: Mr Tannersgramp leads Mr daveco58, 40 - 30 in the final of the Bad Taste Trophy.

 

 

 

:):)Happy Cruising:):)

 

 

:cool:

 

 

Dai

 

 

None of the Titanic passengers got a Norovirus

[daveco58]

I read recently, that there was a commemorative celebration in Belfast, Ireland, where the Titanic was built. Am I to assume, given the number of Englishmen aboard, that the Irish would consider her maiden voyage a success?

[Tenga1899]

Nobody's compared the ship sizes...

 

Titantic was a little over 46,000 tons, 882 feet long, 92 feet wide, 9 decks, about 3000 people(pax&crew) on board and managed 21 knots straight into an iceberg...

 

Carnival's Holiday is slightly over 46,000 tons, 728 feet long, 92 feet wide, 9 decks, about 2000 people total on board and rumbles at 21 knots

 

Carnival's Sensation is 70,367 tons, 855 feet long, 103 feet wide, with 10 decks, around 3000 people on board and manages 21 knots

 

The Carnival Conquest is 110,000 tons, 952 feet long, 116 feet wide, has 13 decks, with 4100 people on board and makes 21 knots

 

The "Largest Ship On The Sea" now is the Freedom of the Seas, which is about 154,407 tons, 1,112 feet long, 184 feet wide, has 15 decks, with 5,700 people on board and makes almost 22 knots

[Tannersgramp]

None of the Titanic passengers got a Norovirus

Thats because they did a good job of washing up:D

[BruceMuzz]

RMS Titanic did not ask passengers to complete comment cards. Neither did any other passenger ship.

If you liked the product, you came back. If you didn't like it, you could go somewhere else.

[Grandpaul]

I guess you could say the first ice carving took place at the bow of the Titanic.

[LHP]

actually, you make the ship go in circles by driving one side's props forward, and the other side in reverse. Even with Azipods

 

I make the ship go around in circles by drinking to much rum. :eek:

[littledog]

Apparently, they still go down. What a sad day for cruisers.

 

Sincerely,

 

Tanya

[littledog]

Ok, I'll admit it: I have Titanic in high def. recorded on my Tivo!:D I was watching just now when I thought it might be funny to list a few differences between life on Titanic (before the sinking, of course) and a cruise now! I'll start:

One word: AZIPODS!!

Rats in steerage?? lol!:eek:

Not too much apparently. Those poor people over in the Greek Isles.

 

Tanya

[Tannersgramp]

Not too much apparently. Those poor people over in the Greek Isles.

 

Tanya

Except nobody went down with the ship

 

Although the string quartet played until the very end:rolleyes: