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Denny01

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    Shalimar FL
  • Interests
    Reading, Socializing, Teaching, Kumihomo cord work
  • Favorite Cruise Line(s)
    Celebrity
  • Favorite Cruise Destination Or Port of Call
    Transatlantics; Malta!

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  1. A class was given a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present to the class what they had found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front. He picked up a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.“It’s a period” he replied.“ I can see that “ said the teacher. “ but what is so exciting about a period?”“Darned if I know!” said the boy, “ but yesterday my sister was missing one. Mom fainted, Dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy!" Den
  2. One day, I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “ Are you ok, what’s your name?” “It’s Phil and i am ok, thanks, “ I replied.“ Phil, forget your troubles . Come to my villa, rest awhile, and i’ll help you get the cart up later.” “That’s mighty nice of you, “ i said, “ but i don’t think my wife would like that !”“Oh come on, “ Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy, and persuasive …I was weak. “Well ok, “ I said, “ but my wife won’t like it!”After a few restorative brandies and some creative and putting lessons, I thanked my host, “ I feel better now, but i know my wife is going to be really upset!”Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile. “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”“Under the cart…” I said! Den
  3. Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Weekend Marriage Retreat, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare,“It is essential that husbands and wives know things that are important to each other.”He addressed the men, “ Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”Walter leaned over , touched Ann’s arm gently and whispered. “ Gold Medal All Purpose, isn’t it?”And this began Walter’s life of celibacy! Den
  4. My first cruise was a young pre-teen with my family on the USNS Gaffey. Sailed from San Francisco to Guam! Stopped in Hawaii My dad was assigned to a weather squadron on Guam and all of us moved there! Loved it. They walked through the passaways with a set of hand bells to announce 1st and 2nd dinner setting!! What an experience as a kid.
  5. This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic Churches than casinos in town. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to casinos of origination.........This is done by the chip monks! Den
  6. Always good to keep watching options on flights as you did, but I personally understand why Choice Air didn’t/couldn’t book what you found since it was a special sale, and yes, you can cancel the Canada Air flight but you don’t get your funds back, you now have a good deal of money tied up in Canada Air as you will if you get a FCC to the actual cruise. At least with Cruise Air, you aren’t tied up until final payment, And if the cruise is canceled as mine was, I got my air costs refunded and a FCC for the cruise. A bit different from going with Canada Air, but your choice....but it isn’t apples-to-apples. Den
  7. Sven, a Norwegian American from Minnesota . finally gets a ticket to a Packers game. His seat is in the nosebleed section, but that’s ok, he is at Lambeau Field. So he starts looking around with his binoculars and sees a guy in one of the best seats in the stadium with an empty seat beside him. It looks like an old friend named Ole he knew when he went to school up north. This is driving Sven nuts, so at half time, he goes down, says hello to his old friend, and asks Ole why he has a vacant seat in such a choice location,Ole says, “ My wife, , Lena , and i bought these seats a long time ago. But sadly, my dear Lena has passed away.”“Oh, i am really sorry to hear that,” Sven says, “ but why didn’t you give the ticket to another relative or friend?”Ole replie, “I tried to but everyone wanted to go to the funeral instead!" Den
  8. Don was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share the fortune.One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty just took his breath away!He said to her, “ I may look just like an ordinary guy, but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million. Impressed the woman asked for his business card.Three months later she became his stepmother............... Lesson: Women are much better at financial planning then men are! Den
  9. This is terrible! Don’t you know Polar Bears are in the N Pole and penguins are in the S Pole!! this is a complete.......these are Jokes?? Oh......OK. Den
  10. I put this on the thread I started on the Expedition Great Lakes so will add it here to for those interested in the general Expedition ship builds: https://www.vikingcruises.com/expeditions/email/ship-timeline.html?contid=30070417736_1011728855&utm_id=email_vrc.53643062&cid=EML|RSP|999|vrc.53643062&utm_source=email&utm_medium=email
  11. A few more posters are starting to show interest in the Expedition class ships and the Great Lakes cruises so I’ll update our thread. i got a Viking email that had this video about the Expedition ship design and building. https://www.vikingcruises.com/expeditions/email/ship-timeline.html?contid=30070417736_1011728855&utm_id=email_vrc.53643062&cid=EML|RSP|999|vrc.53643062&utm_source=email&utm_medium=email den
  12. This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a brave, cool headed woman against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber you would trust to defend yourself? A Beretta Jetfire Testimonial! Here is her story in her own words!"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside of The Villages with my soon to be ex husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12 foot alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and starting charging at us with jaws wide open! She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire 25 with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husbands kneecap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to walk away at a brisk pace. It is one of the best pistols in my collection. Plus, the amount i saved in lawyer’s fees was truly incredible!" Den
  13. And 100’s of thousands have died in 5 months and COVID is damaging the lungs, heart, kidneys, etc. And COVID is much more infectious and there is no vaccine or ability to reduce the impact as with flu’s. it’s time to quit the pointless comparisons. No one cares if someone doesn’t ‘buy into it’. That’s why the governments have to make things mandatory. Just stay away from the rest of us. It’s interesting watching all the naysayers getting COVID. But sad for those they infect. den
  14. A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like ti buy some cyanide!”The pharmacist asked, “ Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “ I need to poison my husband!”The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “ Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law. I’d lose my license! They’ll throw us both in jail. All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “ You didn’t tell me you had a prescription !" den
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