Our Ride on the Star…will we do it again anytime soon? You GOT to be kidding!

[SailorJack]

Thanks to everyone for their very gracious comments. To address some of the issues raised:

 

Saruman & Jagsfan: Dave Barry was one of my favorite columnists. While I am certainly not in his league, I appreciate the thought!

Bigeagle12: it is actually a 2XX!

Off2China: It was looong! I actually had to cut 5 pages off the original or it would have been a book! This is the longest cruise we have ever taken and there was just so much to write about.

Michele: Nothing booked yet. We are looking at a Med. Cruise or a TA on the Jewell, but nothing booked yet.

Raamo: Copa was actually not a bad airline..and not just because we got an upgrade.;)

Jasperdo: The club Cariboo was so close to Camp Granada that I couldn’t help putting in the last line.:D

VibeGuy: A rugby player with a Mohawk..you could wear a pink shirt with blue trim and get away with it!:D:D

Tines Prince: No, the Stone is still in Ireland.:rolleyes:

[Murrah Miss]

An excellent piece of journalism! However, you must now come to my house to assist me with my LAUNDRY that had to be postponed while I read your review! :D

[adk0425]

Wonderful read, glad you were able to meet some nice nationals from Alabama :-), lol, loved it. (in Northwest Florida we're sometimes called Lower Alabama) :-(

I must say, SailorJill is a trooper!

[ASeaPrincess1]

There are quite a few links in his signature.... are there more that we should be aware of other than those?

None that I am aware of........

I just know that some people turn off signatures, or don't look at them.

I guess it wouldn't be too hard to do a search either............

[Papermaker]

This review made my day! I had to be careful not to laugh out loud in the middle of my office even though it was lunch hour!

[Pythian]

Excellent. If you thought it was fun this morning with coffee -- it was even better with a Rum and lime!

[NYGirl1002]

That was so enjoyable! Please go on another cruise very soon and write another review!

 

Maybe we should take up a collection from the other Princess posters and pay for your next cruise..yeah.. that's the ticket.

[TravelnAl]

What I want to know how much it cost to get back to the ship.....or did the police really settle for the $5 ????

[Northender]

I am at a loss for words because everyone has used them all up:)

Great, fantastic, etc. etc.

 

How about doing the Panama Canal next April thru NCL.:D

[travellover3]

Princess should comp you a cruise on each of their ships. Your writing is formidable! Hope you can do several more, soon.

Phyllis

[Lynda90]

You should find out if Princess is hiring any stand-up comedians. Somehow, I think you'd be great. You could even wear your shirt and hat! Fabulously funny review. Thanks for a great many laughs! :p

[turquoisesea]

I can't believe I have been sitting here for more than an hour reading all of your previous "reviews." I have laughed enough to last for several days! When are you cruising again? I can't wait to read your next installment!!:D:D:D

[venusbello1]

Thank you so much for writing this review, it made for an excellent read! Too many LOL moments to mention! :D

[rdsqrl]

Fantastic review! I was chuckling from the start but when you got to Antigua and that robber's "professional courtesy," I lost it: actual tears formed, I was laughing so hard. I'm going to read all your previous ones now. Meanwhile, thank you for a most enjoyable read. Oh, and glad you enjoyed your cruise!

[sempronialou]

Wonderful review! I was in stitches (not literally thankfully). It made my day. It makes me wish you had written a book. If you have, I'm buying it. Sounds like a wonderful cruise.

[blueridge20]

I almost didn't read your review, but I am so glad I did!! It was without a doubt the best review ever! Loved all your humourous quips. I can't want to go back and read your other reviews. Thanks again:D:D

[Cruzin-K]

I printed the post (13 pages :eek:) and am up to page 4 and can't see straight because I'm laughing so hard. I may be dead by the time I get to page 13, but dying laughing is a good way to go :D

[DKNYC]

Sailor Jack

That was so much fun. I have to read the others. Seems everyone had a great time...Except passenger Greg:D

 

Denise

[angelsbaby1]

Thank you for this review! I printed it out also as DP has trouble with fine print. We could not even make dinner tonight until we finished reading (mostly with tears in our eyes from laughter)! As others have said, we too will also now be looking at your other reviews. Sailor Jack is a legend in his own time! I don't know how in all of the time I have been on CC we have not read one of your famous reviews. This should now be considered required reading for all cruise lovers. Thanks for the smiles that you have put on our faces:D

 

 

Smooth Sailings

 

AnitaMarie :cool:

[Cruzin-K]

btw, after reading a few more of your reviews I have to ask... just how many of those "I married an Idiot” t-shirts do you have at this point? :D

[drumline13]

SailorJack,

 

Great review!! That was well worth reading! Thanks for posting!

[Renmar]

The 6' 2" zipper killed me. Close your eyes and try to imagine.

[ljtinney]

An absolutley fantastic review SailorJack.....

Thanks for making me laugh!!

[SailorJack]

Again, my thanks for all the gracious comments. To respond to a few of the issues:

 

Cathy: Another Janet fan…cool!:)

Nancy: I would love to help out, but an old war wound prevents me from doing laundry…or dishes too.:eek:

Travel’nAl: While I hate to admit it, we actually wound up walking back to the ship.:(

Karen: I am not sure about the number of shirts, but we have been married a looong time!:D:D

[AmazingJourneys]

Awesome Awesome totally Awesome review.