Things you have asked the butler to do

[Bailey's uncle 111]

:loudcry::loudcry:

When I got sick, he rubbed Vapo Rub on my chest and sang "Soft Kitty"!

LOL:loudcry: ::loudcry:

:loudcry::loudcry:

[graphicguy]

Does no one recognize comedy/sarcasm anymore?!?!

So that’s the reason they won’t be booked in HEADLINERS Comedy Club!

[Peachypooh]

One time we asked our butler for extra bacon with our room service order. He brought 32 pieces. He also brought a sweater from our room to the theatre.

[davesgirl51]

I use my butler for pretty basic things. 2 foot massages per day, I have him wake up at 5am and reserve us 7 chairs by the pool. I have him remove our DSC for us. And I have him clean out my ashtray on the balcony.

:'):'):'):'):')

[davesgirl51]

Empty suitcases

Pack you back up

[DarkJedi]

One time we asked our butler for extra bacon with our room service order. He brought 32 pieces. He also brought a sweater from our room to the theatre.

 

That's alotta bacon!

[bbryan5]

Does no one recognize comedy/sarcasm anymore?!?!

 

At least someone gets it! lol thanks :D

[pcakes122]

What cabins get a butler?

The ones with ashtrays on the balcony.

[Ironworker808]

At least someone gets it! lol thanks :D

 

Maybe because I was raised on sarcasm, I can see all but the subtlest when it’s in text form.

 

And I use it extensively. Mostly because punching people in the face is illegal. ;)

[ukdeblarz]

So here's the thing . . . I book a suite for the size of the suite, the size of the balcony, and the location. I really don't need nor desire the services of a butler or a concierge. I can do those things myself. How do you politely tell a butler that you don't need his or her services?

[DarkJedi]

So here's the thing . . . I book a suite for the size of the suite, the size of the balcony, and the location. I really don't need nor desire the services of a butler or a concierge. I can do those things myself. How do you politely tell a butler that you don't need his or her services?

 

Let them know what you expect of them up front, if you don't want the daily snack, let them know that it would just go to waste and please don't deliver it.

 

On a port intensive cruise we have no need for the butler, they will (should) still check in with you every now and then but it will ( should be) unobtrusive. More like an attentive room steward.

 

On cruises with a lot of sea days.....

[relic2]

Maybe because I was raised on sarcasm, I can see all but the subtlest when it’s in text form.

 

 

 

And I use it extensively. Mostly because punching people in the face is illegal. ;)

 

 

 

Love this!

 

 

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[njkate]

Best story I heard from one of my Butlers is that there was a couple that called him everytime they wanted coffee. They would put the pods in and call him to push the start button.

 

Now that is just ridiculous

[YVRBassElectric]

So here's the thing . . . I book a suite for the size of the suite, the size of the balcony, and the location. I really don't need nor desire the services of a butler or a concierge. I can do those things myself. How do you politely tell a butler that you don't need his or her services?

butler refills coffee supplies

 

We REALLY appreciate the concierges' help getting on/off the ship.

 

on the Jewel, Bowen, the concierge, said good morning, asked if we needed anything from him that day, checked in on us in the evening on how was our day, mentioned on day 4 that I was having trouble adjusting to 2+ hour dinner times (main dining service was slow). The next night we were through in 45 minutes (never felt rushed) - I assumed he said something.

[gmasters]

No freekin way!!

 

 

I have not trouble believing that

[gmasters]

Drawing your bath.

It's what your butler lives for. LOL

 

 

 

that was one of the greatest clips in any movie in history... that was one great butler

 

But

[buffcurmudgeon]

that was one of the greatest clips in any movie in history... that was one great butler

 

 

 

But

 

 

 

As long as they supervise the footmen and warm my bed before I get in it, I will be satisfied.

 

 

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