Hear, Ye, Hear, Ye! (about bed width on Explorer G)

A group of Regent managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.

A Cruise Critic reader comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the Regent managers and walks away.

After the Cruise Critic reader has gone, one Regent manager turns to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like an Cruise Critic reader, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length."

A group of Regent managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.

 

A Cruise Critic reader comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the Regent managers and walks away.

 

After the Cruise Critic reader has gone, one Regent manager turns to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like an Cruise Critic reader, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length."

:D :D :D :D :D Can't stop laughing

A stand-up comic on a Harley! I think it's time to start having passenger shows on Regent: Give Krew Kapers a run for its money!

Excellent post, Bill

A group of Regent managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.

 

A Cruise Critic reader comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the Regent managers and walks away.

 

After the Cruise Critic reader has gone, one Regent manager turns to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like an Cruise Critic reader, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length."

But did the CC reader take off the length of the pole that was in the ground? :)

But did the CC reader take off the length of the pole that was in the ground? :)

It was a CC reader. It goes without saying that the in-ground portion was properly accounted for. :p

Still laughing!:D:D:D:D:D

George and I will be in a G2 in two more weeks, so I will give the definitive answer!

Oh, lucky you, Rachel! Rome to Venice, I assume? Have a most marvelous time-- and thanks for bringing along the tape measure! Maybe I'll actually finally get some reservations made, before availability disappears. Don't forget the kilt.

Make sure you get the temperature of the areas around the ship. Also, what about the coffe. Just wondering:rolleyes:

George and I will be in a G2 in two more weeks, so I will give the definitive answer!

We'll be on with you Rachel...we get on in Barcelona.

petlover: And you will be Rachel's sworn witness, right? (in the new Olympic sport of bed-measuring).

Wish I were sailing too! Have a dandy!!

A group of Regent managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.

 

A Cruise Critic reader comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the Regent managers and walks away.

 

After the Cruise Critic reader has gone, one Regent manager turns to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like an Cruise Critic reader, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length."

You have won the prize for the best post of the year - priceless!!

gnomie :)

You have won the prize for the best post of the year - priceless!!

 

gnomie :)

Just seemed appropriate. :D

petlover: And you will be rachel's sworn witness, right? (in the new olympic sport of bed-measuring).

 

Wish i were sailing too! Have a dandy!!

me too Poss....hopefully she'll get to the bottom of the bed query !

................and while you are at it..................better check the thread-count for the bed linen in each grade of suite :D :eek:

..............only joking ;)

me too Poss....hopefully she'll get to the bottom of the bed query !

I will bring the tape measure and provide accurate dimensions of the bed. If there is any thing else you want me to measure, speak up.