drfun48 Posted April 1, 2009 #1 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Celebrity has just announced some incredible new policy changes and additions ! Starting April 1,2010 the entire fleet will have a Concierge Lounge with 24 /7 open bar. It will be open to Elite,Suite and CC class . There will also be unlimited free laundry service for those with over 20 cruise credits. A pass code and secret directory to the "loosest" slots will be provided to all with a record of having spent $2000 on slots in a cruise. One free excursion of lesser value with each three purchased. A free seven day cruise after 120 shipboard days with Celebrity. Upgrades for a fee of $50 to all Select and Elite when available. Dress code will be changed in March 2011 to basically anything goes. No tipping will be allowed anywhere at anytime. The 15% bar charge will be eliminated. Unlimited Wifi for a fee of $2 per day. Top headliners to include such names as Elton John, Rod Stewart,Bon Jovi, and Celine Dion,will be booked on special Holiday cruises. Most exciting perhaps is the introduction ao a new class on the Eclipse---called Gre. It will have the following features: Open smoking throughout the ship,including cigars and medical marijuana which can be purchased in the Gre store. "Unhealthy" but delicious super high calorie fatty and sugar laden meals and desserts. No one under 50 years old will be allowed unless accompanied by their geriatric spouse. 50 percent of prime poolside area will be designated for "Chair hog" use-cheap paperback books and sunglasses will be in the Gre cabins for use in reserving said lounges. Gre patrons will be allowed to board with unlimited liquor. Have a great April Fools Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley and Les Posted April 1, 2009 #2 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Wish I would have thought of that! :o Great job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-legs Posted April 1, 2009 #3 Share Posted April 1, 2009 :D:D GOOD STUFF !!! Anybody wanna bet someone, somewhere outthere, taking that seriously, will actually find something to whine and bitch about in that new '' policies outline" ...!!!:cool::rolleyes: I'm betting three ''M''class pods and a free 21 day ''smoking only'' cruise on that.....any takers ?? :rolleyes: Thanks for the quality humour. Cheers :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare uktog Posted April 1, 2009 #4 Share Posted April 1, 2009 and the date today is.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spearmint Posted April 1, 2009 #5 Share Posted April 1, 2009 In this day of rising costs, Celebrity should make the lawn on Eclipse a "grass" :eek: which will enable the passengers with medical needs :rolleyes: to more easily take advantage of your new all-smoking areas! (Most of us could probably make a case for glaucoma!):D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandravb79 Posted April 1, 2009 #6 Share Posted April 1, 2009 How I'd love such a policy... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny01 Posted April 1, 2009 #7 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I KNEW they'd do that. I knew they'd allow 'those' people to ruin my cruise by weating t-shirts, cowboy hats, and shorts. Oh NO, I'm going into cardiac arrest......... CPR-CPR-Shock-Shock. OK, I recovered. Hold on, what is today???? Denny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymay Posted April 1, 2009 #8 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I felt really happy inside reading this ...kinda knew it was a joke. It made me realize someone has a great imagination.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare hcat Posted April 1, 2009 #9 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Happy April 1st! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruznjan Posted April 1, 2009 #10 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Is this an April Fool's joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellbon Posted April 1, 2009 #11 Share Posted April 1, 2009 WoW Peopel are going to be running to this new cruiseline. I like it all but the dress code. I be afraid of what I might see or not see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diva Onboard Posted April 1, 2009 #12 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Whatever you're drinking - I want some! These would be fantastic perks - ha, ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drfun48 Posted April 1, 2009 Author #13 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Whatever you're drinking - I want some! These would be fantastic perks - ha, ha. I was drinking everything , with the new $50 -for -the whole -week alcoholic beverage card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLLisa Posted April 1, 2009 #14 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I really needed a good laugh; after 25 years of having students say "There's a ________ on your head...April Fools!!" it was nice to open this at lunch and LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirley C Posted April 2, 2009 #15 Share Posted April 2, 2009 You really had me going at first!! Happy April Fools Day to you too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longboysfan Posted April 2, 2009 #16 Share Posted April 2, 2009 So there is no Elite 24X7 lounge and no free drinks............. Your a bad person..... Very bad.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ontdi Posted April 2, 2009 #17 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Great job! It sounded so very real with the first few entries & then------I just knew what was coming. I did enjoy & wish I'd had the imagination to start it! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody14h Posted April 3, 2009 #18 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Got me on that one. I still live in dreamland.!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefly4423 Posted April 3, 2009 #19 Share Posted April 3, 2009 great additions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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