Last Minute on Allure - Live in D5. August 26th - Sept 2nd.

[A&L_Ont]

When we were in the port area this reminded me of our neighbourhood on Allure. Aft Starboard Central.

 

[BugsyCruiser]

Andrew somehow I picture you like this without some Tim Hortons....

 

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[A&L_Ont]

Andrew somehow I picture you like this without some Tim Hortons...

 

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Hitting Day 6 and starting to feel that way. Starbucks iced coffee has helped some. ;)

[A&L_Ont]

Do you see Lisa on the balcony?

 

[A&L_Ont]

No you say. She’s out there watching Handmaids Tale.

 

 

Next cruise you will catch her out here somewhere.

 

 

I’m not even done this one and counting down to the next one.

[A&L_Ont]

Today we went to The Maya Adventure Water Park. We only did the water park portion, not the zip lining portion. Adventure should be exchanged with Exhaustion. The Maya Exhaustion Water Park, cause that’s about how I feel. No peaceful beach breaks with Owen today.

 

We were bused from the port area all of 5 minutes to the park. Check in went well, the locker arrangement could have been smoother espically if the guests were listening to instructions. Then there was the climbing of the cement stairs in a humid cement lined building. Imagine Muster drill from the MDR to walking all the way up to deck 16, only dragging a float, a slide, or your sorry a$$ed tired body. The building is tall, but we prevailed.

 

That’s it in the distance. The smaller towers are for the zip lines, which looked like lots of fun, but after the zip line in Alaska they are tiny.

 

[Jimbo]

Caribbean in the summertime is murder! It just drains you!

[A&L_Ont]

And then after a while we found the quiet pool.

 

 

After that we found the kids splash pool and some loungers. One of the best parts was there was enough white noise from the zip line and the splashing water that I even had a nap.

 

 

It was great.

[A&L_Ont]

Caribbean in the summertime is murder! It just drains you!

 

 

 

Jimbo, we have done it before. Somehow lounging in a chair on Labadee is much easier than walking 10 flight of stairs multiple times. ;)

[A&L_Ont]

While I was snoozing Owen and Lisa went and did a few more slides. Yah, that’s him at the top.

 

 

And then there was the bucket. I tried not to think how much recycled kids urine was dropping down from above, but I can only imagine that’s why the tiki bucket had such yellow teeth.

 

Perhaps the band should have said Aqua but should have been yellow in colour.

 

[A&L_Ont]

It looked like this from afar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Biker19]

And then there was the bucket. I tried not to think how much recycled kids urine was dropping down from above, but I can only imagine that’s why the tiki bucket had such yellow teeth.

 

Perhaps the band should have said Aqua but should have been yellow in colour.

Alternate meaning of Golden Shower?

[A&L_Ont]

Alternate meaning of Golden Shower?

 

 

You got me laughing. More like a golden blaster. No worries though, I will wash it off at the flow rider later. ;)

 

First hand experience.

 

E_wUjnce_cs

[A&L_Ont]

Owen is rock climbing right now, we will have dinner at JR and the wave rented for 7:30. That way Owen can get some more lessons for stand up. We will be beat tonight.

[Jimbo]

How much $$$ for the wave rent and how long is the session?

[A&L_Ont]

Jim, since since as directly I will answer. I never really like talking about $$$. However, it varies on what you would like. A group lesson like the other night is around $70 pp, a great starting point to get the essentials. To rent the wave with no instruction and the crew to watch you it is around $350. A private lesson with two instructors is around $500. It is a lot but he will get the best bang out of it. In March when he cruises with us again he will need no more instruction.

 

It was how I learned and it will be great for him. Once he gets the hang of it Lisa will be a flow rider widow and mother.

[A&L_Ont]

Those wanting to know, tonight is formal night.

[A&L_Ont]

Dinner tonight at JR, in my most formal formal shorts and flip flops.

[A&L_Ont]

[Clarea]

Those wanting to know, tonight is formal night.

I hope you are wearing nice shorts.

[A&L_Ont]

 

Peanut butter milkshake for me.

[molsonschooner]

Dinner tonight at JR, in my most formal formal shorts and flip flops.

Now, that is how I like to dress. I do wear a t-shirt as well

[A&L_Ont]

I hope you are wearing nice shorts.

 

 

 

I didn’t shave my legs for nothing. :)

[A&L_Ont]

And the Allure Champion is...

 

[tortoni]

I've been enjoying this review so much, I'm going back to read your others!