Ocean Boy Posted November 10, 2017 #101 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Alas, Mrs. Claus does not approve......Santa ;) How does Mrs. C know what you do after you take off on that sleigh? Rudolph been talking again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaAtlCruiser Posted November 10, 2017 #102 Share Posted November 10, 2017 This is so funny - you made my day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bootman4U Posted November 10, 2017 #103 Share Posted November 10, 2017 I can assure you that unless you are Pinnacle you have no "status." We allow you to sail in case we need you to row the lifeboats which you will only be allowed to enter after the real status people have boarded. And we also need you aboard to pay those gratuities which we are not required to pay. Oh, you didn't know that? Well, just keep paying your money and sailing and eventually you'll make it. <G> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 10, 2017 #104 Share Posted November 10, 2017 I wonder how long it will be before Royal requires us in the gold status to carry bags off the ship for D+ and above who want to self disembark, and then get back on before disembarking with our group. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rcarper4001 Posted November 10, 2017 #105 Share Posted November 10, 2017 I wonder how long it will be before Royal requires us in the gold status to carry bags off the ship for D+ and above who want to self disembark, and then get back on before disembarking with our group. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Great Idea. Just think of all the tips we will get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguysandgalls Posted November 10, 2017 #106 Share Posted November 10, 2017 How does Mrs. C know what you do after you take off on that sleigh? Rudolph been talking again? Rudolph can't tell a lie! His bright RED nose gives it away every single Christmas since I've been Santa. :ship: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 10, 2017 Author #107 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Is your status on Zap reciprocal with RCCL? You would think it should be...it is on MCS! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 10, 2017 Author #108 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Which business is that. I'm pretty sure we *both* know what business I am talking about. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 10, 2017 Author #109 Share Posted November 10, 2017 If you decide to become exclusive to Zap, can I have your Crown and Anchor points? Does Zap charge for room service if you're meteor? We are only at Space Junk status, and have to pay for room service. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app I'd talk to you, but we both know that Meteor status guests don't associate with Space Junk status. That's why I wear my Meteor pin all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 10, 2017 Author #110 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Poor value.Its like flushing money down the toilet. Alf Voice HAH! /Alf Voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 10, 2017 Author #111 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Bet you'll be a hit on your "ship" walking around in your bathrobe looking for someone with a pepper grinder. My bathrobe has a holster for a pepper grinder. You never know when yuor going to need some fresh ground pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbytoy Posted November 10, 2017 #112 Share Posted November 10, 2017 My bathrobe has a holster for a pepper grinder. You never know when yuor going to need some fresh ground pepper. Don’t let Royal know or they’ll charge you a “grindage” fee, plus 18% gratuity. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 10, 2017 #113 Share Posted November 10, 2017 I'm pretty sure we *both* know what business I am talking about. ;-) Oh sxxt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 10, 2017 Author #114 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Don’t let Royal know or they’ll charge you a “grindage” fee, plus 18% gratuity. I thought the grindage fee was *way* more than 18%. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DScruiser Posted November 10, 2017 #115 Share Posted November 10, 2017 I just pee off my balcony. Is that an OV balcony or a neighborhood balcony? :eek:;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 10, 2017 #116 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Great Idea. Just think of all the tips we will get.I know right. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starrcards Posted November 10, 2017 #117 Share Posted November 10, 2017 If you decide to become exclusive to Zap, can I have your Crown and Anchor points? Does Zap charge for room service if you're meteor? We are only at Space Junk status, and have to pay for room service. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Space Junk status? WOW! We are only Cosmic Dust status but Zap says after 214 more cruises, we'll make Space Junk status. I can hardly wait, if I live that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 10, 2017 #118 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Space Junk status? WOW! We are only Cosmic Dust status but Zap says after 214 more cruises, we'll make Space Junk status. I can hardly wait, if I live that long.Hang in there. Nothing better than getting the water with your dinner perk. Remember a lot of meteors got that status when they did points per hour not per day. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fla Mike Posted November 11, 2017 #119 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Is that an OV balcony or a neighborhood balcony? :eek:;p For each pee - pee that reaches a live plant from your neighborhood balcony, you get a one flush OBC* *Limited time only. Offer may be withdrawn at any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Dancer Posted November 11, 2017 #120 Share Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) Dear loyal Crown & Anchor members, After much consideration and lurking on the Royal Caribbean Cruise Critic Boards since our worldwild announcement of our Save the Seas program, we have decided to reward our loyal members with some perks. As of January 1, 2018 the last notice posted yesterday will still stand with the exception of all our Platinum and Emerald guests. We will load your Sea Pass cards with three free flushes between 5pm and 8;30pm as we want you do do your business here with us. Doing your business with us is very important to Royal Caribbean Inc. and we stride to make sure that our business is worthy of your business. As someone suggusted, we have followed your lead and developed three toilet paper programs soon to be available in your cruise planner. 1. 1 ply sandpaper like $16.99 per 7 rolls plus 18% gratituity 2. 2 ply average gas station like $22.99 per 7 rolls plus 18% gratituity 3. 2 ply Charmin like generic $34.99 per 7 rolls plus 18% gratituity As always, those Diamond and above members will have option 3 at no additional cost plus 18% gratituity. Anyone caught smuggling toilet paper will be sent to our naughty room by security and their business will be open to everyone. Those caught stealing napkins from the Windjammer or any other eatery will be put off the ship at the next port. Thank you for your most important business. Your friends at Royal Caribbean Inc. Edited November 11, 2017 by Ocean Dancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 11, 2017 #121 Share Posted November 11, 2017 [/font][/color]1. 1 ply sandpaper like $16.99 per 7 rolls plus 18% gratituity 2. 2 ply average gas station like $22.99 per 7 rolls plus 18% gratituity 3. 2 ply Charmin like generic $34.99 per 7 rolls plus 18% gratituity If I might. Can the rolls be shared with family and cabin mates or is this like the drink packages? Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merion_Mom Posted November 11, 2017 #122 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Dear loyal Crown & Anchor members,After much consideration and lurking on the Royal Caribbean Cruise Critic Boards since our worldwild announcement of our Save the Seas program, we have decided to reward our loyal members with some perks. As of January 1, 2018 the last notice posted yesterday will still stand with the exception of all our Platinum and Emerald guests. We will load your Sea Pass cards with three free flushes between 5pm and 8;30pm as we want you do do your business here with us. Doing your business with us is very important to Royal Caribbean Inc. and we stride to make sure that our business is worthy of your business. As someone suggusted, we have followed your lead and developed three toilet paper programs soon to be available in your cruise planner. 1. 1 ply sandpaper like $16.99 per 7 rolls plus 18% gratituity 2. 2 ply average gas station like $22.99 per 7 rolls plus 18% gratituity 3. 2 ply Charmin like generic $34.99 per 7 rolls plus 18% gratituity As always, those Diamond and above members will have option 3 at no additional cost plus 18% gratituity. Anyone caught smuggling toilet paper will be sent to our naughty room by security and their business will be open to everyone. Those caught stealing napkins from the Windjammer or any other eatery will be put off the ship at the next port. Thank you for your most important business. Your friends at Royal Caribbean Inc. worldwild? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heatheranderson13 Posted November 11, 2017 #123 Share Posted November 11, 2017 I guess I'm a victim of the Loyalty Matching program at my work. Everyone is coming in as Diamond! I've been on the job 10 years and started when there was 13 of us, stayed loyal till it went down to 3 and I put off surgery. But as young people move on to other opportunities, new people are hired in at higher pay and they bargain additional vacation that took me 10 years to earn. I guess I should get three 3 drinks between 3pm and quitting time. L Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Dancer Posted November 11, 2017 #124 Share Posted November 11, 2017 worldwild? Good catch, TYPO!! You understand how our IT dept is. Thank you for your business,:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Dancer Posted November 11, 2017 #125 Share Posted November 11, 2017 If I might. Can the rolls be shared with family and cabin mates or is this like the drink packages? Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Yes, Corporate had decided that the rolls may be shared, we want your future business.;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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