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THIS. Muster is the best people watching, ever. Someone funnier than I should make a Muster Drill People Watch Bingo card.

 

 

 

We still need a LIKE button!

 

 

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Re Muster. I hope people with genuine mobility and standing problems know that they can tell a crew member and they’ll be sent to an indoor area with seats.

This is for ships that have an outdoor muster and people who actually need it, obviously.

 

 

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1. On embarkation, ignore the signs that say the staterooms are closed. Just push your way in and drop off your bags in the cabin. No one will stop you.

 

2. You can use the platinum line at guest services, the don’t check status.

 

3. Make sure to bring cute little trinkets for your cabin attendants, they will appreciate the personal touch more than an extra cash tip.

 

4. Bring magazines from home that you have already read. These are great for saving chairs around the pool, so you can sleep in.

 

5. Just kidding [emoji14]

 

 

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I was shaking my head while reading until the last one. Good joke. :')

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If you play in the casino, I have a come up with a great way to practice. About a week before the cruise, while driving down the highway, every now and then I will roll the window down and throw a twenty out. It then hurts less when I lose in the casino.

This is absolutely hilarious! Thank you for the belly laugh!

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