Solving Carnival Corps debt

[antsp]

Have you ever been at the pursers desk dealing with something mundane, to not help but listen in to another passenger complaining about something so trivial. Well this is my solution to help Princess's finances. A day out to the passenger service desk, spend 4 hours behind the desk listening to all the complaints, nothing could be more entertaining, only $199 for 4 hours or $349 for 8 hours, included full transcripts of all the passengers 1st world problems. It will be a race to book it on embarkation day, never mind a race to get to the Sanctuary, this will beat it hands down. 

[Steelers36]

I have not laughed this much at a Princess Forum post in a long, long time.  You win the prize of the month at least. 

 

ETA:  I think I would need the Sanctuary the next day just to recover.

 

Edited July 20, 2023 by Steelers36

[JG&Lcruisingnewbies]

36 minutes ago, antsp said:

Have you ever been at the pursers desk dealing with something mundane, to not help but listen in to another passenger complaining about something so trivial. Well this is my solution to help Princess's finances. A day out to the passenger service desk, spend 4 hours behind the desk listening to all the complaints, nothing could be more entertaining, only $199 for 4 hours or $349 for 8 hours, included full transcripts of all the passengers 1st world problems. It will be a race to book it on embarkation day, never mind a race to get to the Sanctuary, this will beat it hands down. 

Love it!

 

To be honest I just don’t have that level of patience with people to be at that desk

 

However I’d def pay for those transcripts.

 

they could make a fortune on those alone

 

It would be pure comedy gold 😂

[Potstech]

Or have them pay a fee to spend a day in the life of a lower deck crew member.  Like laundry, stores, environment or even kitchen clean up.  No refunds once started.

[beg3yrs]

Half off the cost if you can refrain from jumping over the desk and strangling the complainer. Or is it the opposite?

[PacnGoNow]

2 hours ago, antsp said:

Have you ever been at the pursers desk dealing with something mundane, to not help but listen in to another passenger complaining about something so trivial. Well this is my solution to help Princess's finances. A day out to the passenger service desk, spend 4 hours behind the desk listening to all the complaints, nothing could be more entertaining, only $199 for 4 hours or $349 for 8 hours, included full transcripts of all the passengers 1st world problems. It will be a race to book it on embarkation day, never mind a race to get to the Sanctuary, this will beat it hands down. 

That’s a good one!  Maybe they could make a package out of it?  Includes beverages and an inside cabin. 🤣

[ldubs]

Im in!  😄

[c-boy]

3 hours ago, antsp said:

Have you ever been at the pursers desk dealing with something mundane, to not help but listen in to another passenger complaining about something so trivial. Well this is my solution to help Princess's finances. A day out to the passenger service desk, spend 4 hours behind the desk listening to all the complaints, nothing could be more entertaining, only $199 for 4 hours or $349 for 8 hours, included full transcripts of all the passengers 1st world problems. It will be a race to book it on embarkation day, never mind a race to get to the Sanctuary, this will beat it hands down. 

[Kay S]

My favorite was the woman with a cabin over Vista Lounge who wanted them to move the band somewhere else because it kept her awake.