VentureMan_2000 Posted February 25, 2007 #1 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I have heard over and over again that security does not do much by their own initiative to enforce the Adults only pool and jacuzzi rules, by removing kids from these pools. I have, however, noticed they are quick to tell adults that they can not have cocktails in the pools or Jacuzzi's. So... it makes sense to me that if you are in the adult pool or jacuzzi, and there are kids in them, and the kids won't leave on their own after being told they are not allowed in them... to just bring a cocktail into the adult pool or jacuzzi. And when the security comes over to tell you you can not have a cocktail in there... just say, "Sorry... I must have had a brain fart... but while you are here, would you mind having these children removed from the Adult pool and jacuzzi...? Thank you very much for enforcing this rule." Anyone else have any other approaches they want to share...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinnesotaCruiserz Posted February 25, 2007 #2 Share Posted February 25, 2007 While security is enforcing the drink policy, you could compromise with security. To make this even, I am going to have as many drinks in this pool/jacuzzi as there were kids at the given time the security guard confronted you. See what they say then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WELSH WIZARDS Posted February 25, 2007 #3 Share Posted February 25, 2007 If I want to clear any area of people I just start to sing , I have no idea why but it always seems to work !! :D Only a joke , by the way...like all Welsh people I have the voice of an Angel. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VentureMan_2000 Posted February 25, 2007 Author #4 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Singing... Hmmmm... I fear if I did that, security would ask me to leave and let the kids stay... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPete Posted February 25, 2007 #5 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Baby Ruth :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truecruiser Posted February 25, 2007 #6 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Singing... Hmmmm... I fear if I did that, security would ask me to leave and let the kids stay... :p They'd ask me to leave too! no doubt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruznKel Posted February 25, 2007 #7 Share Posted February 25, 2007 LOL thanks for the tip.. I never ever used the pool of hot tub do to that fact.. kids everywhere .. but I will keep in mind to start bringing a drank with me and see how fast security shows up :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHP Posted February 25, 2007 #8 Share Posted February 25, 2007 like all Welsh people I have the voice of an Angel. :rolleyes: You are soo correct. Hubby has a wonderful voice. I am Scot/Irish and I have a wonderful voice...but a mean temper!! ;) We are looking forward to a visit to the "Mother lands soon". We were hoping this summer, but it has not worked out so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzin w chris Posted February 25, 2007 #9 Share Posted February 25, 2007 by the hair just like on "vegas vacation " with chevy chase right at the end when he pulled his son out of the hot tub by the hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stircrzy Posted February 25, 2007 #10 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Baby Ruth :eek: That should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wennfred Posted February 25, 2007 #11 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Baby Ruth :eek: This should work the best, Im adding a box to my list :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakesplace Posted February 25, 2007 #12 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I have heard over and over again that security does not do much by their own initiative to enforce the Adults only pool and jacuzzi rules, by removing kids from these pools. I have, however, noticed they are quick to tell adults that they can not have cocktails in the pools or Jacuzzi's. So... it makes sense to me that if you are in the adult pool or jacuzzi, and there are kids in them, and the kids won't leave on their own after being told they are not allowed in them... to just bring a cocktail into the adult pool or jacuzzi. And when the security comes over to tell you you can not have a cocktail in there... just say, "Sorry... I must have had a brain fart... but while you are here, would you mind having these children removed from the Adult pool and jacuzzi...? Thank you very much for enforcing this rule." Anyone else have any other approaches they want to share...? I just wear My depend's in the pool;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetwet1 Posted February 25, 2007 #13 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Baby Ruth :eek: That may be the best two word quote I have ever seen on a message board :) So after CCL's move to convert the F deck into a putting range, are we going to see a kind of backlash against kids, I don't mean in a physical way of course, but as CCL has taken away the one place we can get away from the little dears for a few hours of peace and quiet are we going to have more adult complaining that the children are being allowed in the adults only area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryZ Posted February 25, 2007 #14 Share Posted February 25, 2007 what works for me is telling the little darlings that children boil easily and I am turning up the heat. then I describe how their skin will fall off in a few short moments. they tend to run out screaming for their mother :eek: :eek: LOL, actually kids don't bother me they don't usually stick around once I describe how their skin melts off tho...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealicker Posted February 26, 2007 #15 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I always make the comment: "Wow, the smell of urine is REALLY strong in here tonight, did you guys pee too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzincurt Posted February 26, 2007 #16 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I just stand up if I'm wearing my speedo. If that doesn't send them out, I point out my nose and ear hair. I get out when the kiddos come in since I wouldn't want their dear parents to think I might have groped one of their kiddos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikew0805 Posted February 26, 2007 #17 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Baby Ruth :eek: LMAO, Just spat coffee at my monitor! :eek: I always make the comment: "Wow, the smell of urine is REALLY strong in here tonight, did you guys pee too?" OMG LMAO, now I need a new cup of coffee! :mad: Thanks for the late night laughs! ( funny, my other half has said that exact same thing to me before. :eek: :mad: ) -Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jixjix6305 Posted February 26, 2007 #18 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I have nothing to say... My college education has given me no words to top baby ruth...melted skin...urine...they are a chain reaction to...adult jacuzzi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WELSH WIZARDS Posted February 26, 2007 #19 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I was a early poster on this thread, and just shortly after me a Mr. Pete posted just the two words "BABE RUTH". Every one since has really enjoyed "the joke". Please be mindfull that I am 1. a girlie 2. From over the pond. The only thing I think know about "Babe Ruth" is that he played BASEBALL , right? I know that to explain a joke is to kill it stone dead, but would some kind soul please put me out of my misery and explain the connection ? :o :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruznKel Posted February 26, 2007 #20 Share Posted February 26, 2007 LOL you are correct about the baseball.. Baby Ruth is a chocolate bar that looks like a turd:D :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dforeigner Posted February 26, 2007 #21 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I was a early poster on this thread, and just shortly after me a Mr. Pete posted just the two words "BABE RUTH". Every one since has really enjoyed "the joke". Please be mindfull that I am 1. a girlie 2. From over the pond. The only thing I think know about "Babe Ruth" is that he played BASEBALL , right? I know that to explain a joke is to kill it stone dead, but would some kind soul please put me out of my misery and explain the connection ? :o :D My lady Dragon, here is a picture of a Baby Ruth. I am surprised that you do not deep fry them like you with Mars bars.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msolberg Posted February 26, 2007 #22 Share Posted February 26, 2007 And the Baby Ruth reference was made famousin the movie Caddyshack, with Bill Murray. According to Wiki: "In the 1980 comedy Caddyshack, somebody drops a Baby Ruth candy bar in a country club swimming pool, causing swimmers to evade it in panic thinking it was a fragment of feces. The theme music from the film Jaws plays in the background, heightening the "terror". In a later scene, the pool was shown drained and the club groundskeeper Carl, played by Bill Murray, finds the candybar and takes a bite, to the horror of on-lookers. " Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveNcindy Posted February 26, 2007 #23 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzincurt Posted February 26, 2007 #24 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Interesting side note, on the "Cruise Secrets" program on the travel channel last night, they showed a waiter delivering drinks to the people in the hot tub. I had a completely different first take on the "Baby Ruth", something having to do with the size of baseball bats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHP Posted February 26, 2007 #25 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Interesting side note, on the "Cruise Secrets" program on the travel channel last night, they showed a waiter delivering drinks to the people in the hot tub. I had a completely different first take on the "Baby Ruth", something having to do with the size of baseball bats. I saw that as well. It must not have have been a Carnival cruise ship... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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