tallyho8 Posted May 5, 2021 #1901 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly,made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into thegarage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out intoa torrential down pour.The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back intoThe garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that theweather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house,quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with adifferent anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weatherout there is terrible.’My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, ‘Can you believemy stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auntiemomo Posted May 6, 2021 #1902 Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 hours ago, LGW59 said: I am surprised this has not been removed It's funny. I guess you can't please everyone. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Auntiemomo Posted May 6, 2021 #1904 Share Posted May 6, 2021 5 hours ago, K.T.B. said: If this doesn't convince you that the Woke have lost their minds, nothing will. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ilikeanswers Posted May 7, 2021 #1906 Share Posted May 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Auntiemomo said: If this doesn't convince you that the Woke have lost their minds, nothing will. Technically Disney already ruined our fairytales. Imagine the evil queen dancing to death in hot iron shoes 🔥😂. Better than Game of Thrones😜: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare cruisemom42 Posted May 8, 2021 #1908 Share Posted May 8, 2021 On 5/6/2021 at 11:39 PM, ilikeanswers said: Technically Disney already ruined our fairytales. Imagine the evil queen dancing to death in hot iron shoes 🔥😂. Better than Game of Thrones😜: My dad used to read to me before bed from the "real" Grimm fairytales. Good times. My favorite one was "The Goose Girl" about a princess whose talking horse was killed and its head nailed up on the town gate. As she passed under it every day, it spoke to her and gave her advice. Talk about a grisly tale for young horse-loving girl!! I don't think we'll have a Disney version of that one anytime soon. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centurycruiser Posted May 8, 2021 #1909 Share Posted May 8, 2021 On 5/6/2021 at 7:55 PM, Auntiemomo said: If this doesn't convince you that the Woke have lost their minds, nothing will. You didn't think that when they worried about the sex of Mr Potato Head? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tallyho8 Posted May 8, 2021 #1912 Share Posted May 8, 2021 The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."Yes, she says, "I remember it well."OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?""Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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