“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...

[goofysmom99]

[yoshi]

[centurycruiser]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side? He's alright now!

[yoshi]

Everyone is posting memes and talking about coming out of this quarantine with a new skill or side gig. I'm just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there's a turd in Saturday.

[BEAV]

[sonnycruises]

What's in it?

[sonnycruises]

Oops just saw it.

[centurycruiser]

The man who fell in the upholstery machine is fully recovered.

[centurycruiser]

Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

[C-Dragons]

[C-Dragons]

[alibaba1]

On 7/2/2020 at 7:34 PM, 2chiefs said:

Picabo Street was an American former World Cup alpine ski racer and Olympic gold medalist. She won the super G at the 1998 Winter Olympics and the downhill at the 1996 World Championships, along with three other Olympic and World Championship medals.
Well, I heard that after she left skiing, she went back to medical school to work in the Emergency Dept.
When she answers the phone she says: "Picabo - ICU"

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Edited July 28, 2020 by C-Dragons

[centurycruiser]

[centurycruiser]

[Von & John]

[Von & John]

[Von & John]

 

[C-Dragons]

 

Edited July 30, 2020 by C-Dragons

[Von & John]

[centurycruiser]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says:

”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:

”The driver just insulted me!” The man says:

”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

[C-Dragons]

[Von & John]

[Von & John]