Wakepatrol

Yes I know what you mean

I will have David Foster on the next plane, he will straighten things out

The funny part is. The $2 buck chuckers now have to pay $20 corkage fee for the wine they could not live without

They want to see their waiter smile when they hand him that crisp $10 bill, for waiting on them for a week😂

Yes- But if the tips are included the cheapskates don’t need to stand in line and plead their case to have them removed

Yes - the unmade beds will make an appearance

I still can’t believe the long lines at the desk the last day of the cruise to remove the tips or whatever you want to call them. Some claim “ They Never Knew About Them” Some didn’t get a monkey towel animal so they want it removed. They didn’t carry diet crush peach soda so they want them removed. They we’re unable to stop at Half Moon Cay because there were 75 knots of wind. (All wiggle room excuses for the cheapskates) Hal made people get tested and vaccinated to hoard a cruise. A simple note at the port that you agree to pay the crew appreciation fund or you’re not sailing on the ship easy peasy Get it done HAL stop tying up manpower to cater to the cheap

Snacks, powerstrips, toilet paper, Remember- It’s a cruise not a camping trip

I think I saw this on my news crawler

I’ll let corporate know.

I call it bullet train coffee That’s how it goes through me

I say the occupancy stays the same on the ships

Have a great cruise and Happy Anniversary😀

Apples to turnips comparison

You’re right Mom. I’m heading straight to my room to “Think” about what I said

These “Old People “ that HAL caters to is a good gig Do they smuggle alcohol in listerine bottles? Probably not Are they schlepping cases of water and soda aboard? Probably not Are they lined up at the front desk to remove tips the last day of the cruise? Probably not Do they bring ill behaved children aboard ? Probably not Are they calling headquarters every time the cruise fare drops $5 ? probably not. Do they book mostly HAL excursions? Probably

Five pages of how much do I tip the bag dude? Ugh my head hurts

Yes- As long as you aren’t in front of me😂

Okay okay you’re the smartest kid in the class.

Please don’t forget this guy plays at the pool daily

Too many people jumping overboard

Such an odd question.