Old Story but still great

[Topsham]

Apologies if this has been posted before, but a friend sent this to me. It seems to have been doing the rounds.

 

Dear Diary; Day 1.

 

"All packed for the cruise ship-all my nicest dresses and swimsuits, short sets. Really, really excited. Our local Red Hat Chapter, 'The Late Bloomers' decided on this All Girls Trip. It will be my first one- can't wait!!!!"

 

Dear Diary; Day 2.

 

 

" Entire day at sea. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today-seems like a very nice man."

 

Dear Diary; Day 3.

 

"At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive, and attentive."

 

Dear Diary; Day 4.

 

"Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband."

 

Dear Diary; Day 5.

 

"Pool again today. Got sunburned and went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for the rest of the day.

The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming.

Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.

He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked!"

 

Dear Diary; Day 6.

 

"Today I saved 2,600 lives.

 

 

 

Twice."

[IRL_Joanie]

Apologies if this has been posted before, but a friend sent this to me. It seems to have been doing the rounds.

 

Dear Diary; Day 1.

 

"All packed for the cruise ship-all my nicest dresses and swimsuits, short sets. Really, really excited. Our local Red Hat Chapter, 'The Late Bloomers' decided on this All Girls Trip. It will be my first one- can't wait!!!!"

 

Dear Diary; Day 2.

 

 

" Entire day at sea. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today-seems like a very nice man."

 

Dear Diary; Day 3.

 

"At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive, and attentive."

 

Dear Diary; Day 4.

 

"Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband."

 

Dear Diary; Day 5.

 

"Pool again today. Got sunburned and went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for the rest of the day.

The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming.

Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.

He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked!"

 

Dear Diary; Day 6.

 

"Today I saved 2,600 lives.

 

 

 

Twice."

 

 

Joanie

[shrimp56]

I've seen it, but didn't see it coming . One of the benefits of advancing years I fear. It is funny. Certainly it was not a Dutch captain!

[puppycanducruise]

Very funny!

Thanks for sharing.

[POA1]

Told the joke to my wife. She laughed out loud. :D

[colonialinnkeeper]

Just sent it off to a few cruise friends. Great way to start the day.

[Topsham]

Royal Caribbean?:eek:

[teamflames]

Told the joke to my wife. She laughed out loud. :D

 

 

Mine too! She even complimented my narration style [emoji41]

 

 

Sent from my iPod touch using Forums mobile app

[sail7seas]

Made me laugh......

 

Been told through the years but still a great story..

Thanks for the giggle. :)

 

[Krazy Kruizers]

Thanks for the laugh.

[Vict0riann]

I laughed out loud, too. Will send to my DH! (We communicate by email!:D)

[solocanadian]

An oldie but goody. Thanks for the laugh, Stephen.:D:D

[Topsham]

Thanks.

 

Best way to start the day is with a good joke! Well... after some tea!:)

 

Stephen

[cruz chic]

Funny:D.

[erewhon]

Thanks for the laugh.

[vinodoc]

Very Funny! Must be Costa cruise captain? :eek: JK

[GeorgesGal]

Topsham, Loved it! LOL!!!:D

[HokiePoq]

Very Funny! Must be Costa cruise captain? :eek: JK

 

That's what I was thinking!

Thanks for sharing the joke, OP!