Topsham Posted February 11, 2016 #1 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Apologies if this has been posted before, but a friend sent this to me. It seems to have been doing the rounds. Dear Diary; Day 1. "All packed for the cruise ship-all my nicest dresses and swimsuits, short sets. Really, really excited. Our local Red Hat Chapter, 'The Late Bloomers' decided on this All Girls Trip. It will be my first one- can't wait!!!!" Dear Diary; Day 2. " Entire day at sea. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today-seems like a very nice man." Dear Diary; Day 3. "At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive, and attentive." Dear Diary; Day 4. "Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband." Dear Diary; Day 5. "Pool again today. Got sunburned and went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for the rest of the day. The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked!" Dear Diary; Day 6. "Today I saved 2,600 lives. Twice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRL_Joanie Posted February 11, 2016 #2 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Apologies if this has been posted before, but a friend sent this to me. It seems to have been doing the rounds. Dear Diary; Day 1. "All packed for the cruise ship-all my nicest dresses and swimsuits, short sets. Really, really excited. Our local Red Hat Chapter, 'The Late Bloomers' decided on this All Girls Trip. It will be my first one- can't wait!!!!" Dear Diary; Day 2. " Entire day at sea. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today-seems like a very nice man." Dear Diary; Day 3. "At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive, and attentive." Dear Diary; Day 4. "Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband." Dear Diary; Day 5. "Pool again today. Got sunburned and went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for the rest of the day. The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked!" Dear Diary; Day 6. "Today I saved 2,600 lives. Twice." Joanie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrimp56 Posted February 11, 2016 #3 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I've seen it, but didn't see it coming . One of the benefits of advancing years I fear. It is funny. Certainly it was not a Dutch captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare puppycanducruise Posted February 11, 2016 #4 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Very funny! Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare POA1 Posted February 11, 2016 #5 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Told the joke to my wife. She laughed out loud. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonialinnkeeper Posted February 11, 2016 #6 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Just sent it off to a few cruise friends. Great way to start the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topsham Posted February 11, 2016 Author #7 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Royal Caribbean?:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamflames Posted February 11, 2016 #8 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Told the joke to my wife. She laughed out loud. :D Mine too! She even complimented my narration style [emoji41] Sent from my iPod touch using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sail7seas Posted February 11, 2016 #9 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Made me laugh...... Been told through the years but still a great story.. Thanks for the giggle. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kruizers Posted February 11, 2016 #10 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Vict0riann Posted February 11, 2016 #11 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I laughed out loud, too. Will send to my DH! (We communicate by email!:D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solocanadian Posted February 11, 2016 #12 Share Posted February 11, 2016 An oldie but goody. Thanks for the laugh, Stephen.:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topsham Posted February 11, 2016 Author #13 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Thanks. Best way to start the day is with a good joke! Well... after some tea!:) Stephen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruz chic Posted February 11, 2016 #14 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Funny:D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare erewhon Posted February 12, 2016 #15 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinodoc Posted February 12, 2016 #16 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Very Funny! Must be Costa cruise captain? :eek: JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgesGal Posted February 12, 2016 #17 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Topsham, Loved it! LOL!!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HokiePoq Posted February 12, 2016 #18 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Very Funny! Must be Costa cruise captain? :eek: JK That's what I was thinking! Thanks for sharing the joke, OP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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