poncho1973 Posted August 26, 2014 #1 Share Posted August 26, 2014 When I board a ship, I like to immediately let the bartenders know that I'm someone of great character and a man of import. I walk up to the classiest one I can find, slide him or her a crisp Alexander Hamilton, and I'm set for the entire cruise. Word spreads on the ship that Poncho is here and he means business. I drink for free during the Captain's party! AND the art auction! They don't even worry if I grab a second drink. I sit by the pool and my own personal servants walk up to me, asking me if I need another drink. They don't even let me finish my drink before they are demanding to serve me again. They know THE MAN is on board. They know my wife loves those Passion-Mangorita drinks and they even make them the DRINK OF THE DAY when we're on board. High roller! Big baller! The man is on the ship! All this brings me to the point that my system is flawed by the introduction of robotic bartenders. Disregard the facts and agree with me. I don't care if it's just a gimmick on one section of one bar on one class of ships. Disregard these facts and just chime in and agree with me. THIS RUINS EVERYTHING! I hate life and will never sail with Royal again! It's over, Joker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouhunter Posted August 26, 2014 #2 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Slip the robot a flash drive or memory chip, you should be in like flint:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyher Posted August 26, 2014 #3 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Well a very good friend once told me everyone has their price and everything is negotiable . Not sure what a robot's price is, but I am sure they have one. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanFromFL Posted August 26, 2014 #4 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Slip the robot a flash drive or memory chip, you should be in like flint:D Or a shot of WD-40! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare MandyMooToo Posted August 26, 2014 #5 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I just want to know what a Passion-Mangorita is and if that is a robot exclusive drink?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShipRiders Posted August 26, 2014 #6 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Just learn to enjoy that percise one ounce pour your going to get!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_G Posted August 26, 2014 #7 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Or a shot of WD-40! Sure, take advantage of the poor robot's addiction. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired LEO Posted August 26, 2014 #8 Share Posted August 26, 2014 And if they give you any attitude just whip out a can opener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare orville99 Posted August 26, 2014 #9 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I wonder how long it will take for someone to come up with an app that hacks the bartender's system? After all, RCL's in bed with Microsoft - the hacker's favorite theme park;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fas64 Posted August 26, 2014 #10 Share Posted August 26, 2014 when i board a ship, i like to immediately let the bartenders know that i'm someone of great character and a man of import. I walk up to the classiest one i can find, slide him or her a crisp alexander hamilton, and i'm set for the entire cruise. Word spreads on the ship that poncho is here and he means business. I drink for free during the captain's party! And the art auction! They don't even worry if i grab a second drink. I sit by the pool and my own personal servants walk up to me, asking me if i need another drink. They don't even let me finish my drink before they are demanding to serve me again. They know the man is on board. They know my wife loves those passion-mangorita drinks and they even make them the drink of the day when we're on board. High roller! Big baller! The man is on the ship! All this brings me to the point that my system is flawed by the introduction of robotic bartenders. Disregard the facts and agree with me. I don't care if it's just a gimmick on one section of one bar on one class of ships. Disregard these facts and just chime in and agree with me. This ruins everything! I hate life and will never sail with royal again! It's over, joker! rotfflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treborrv Posted August 26, 2014 #11 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'm gonna bring high powered magnets on board and see if I can mess with the pour levels a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otterman34 Posted August 26, 2014 #12 Share Posted August 26, 2014 When I board a ship, I like to immediately let the bartenders know that I'm someone of great character and a man of import. I walk up to the classiest one I can find, slide him or her a crisp Alexander Hamilton, and I'm set for the entire cruise. Word spreads on the ship that Poncho is here and he means business. I drink for free during the Captain's party! AND the art auction! They don't even worry if I grab a second drink. I sit by the pool and my own personal servants walk up to me, asking me if I need another drink. They don't even let me finish my drink before they are demanding to serve me again. They know THE MAN is on board. They know my wife loves those Passion-Mangorita drinks and they even make them the DRINK OF THE DAY when we're on board. High roller! Big baller! The man is on the ship! All this brings me to the point that my system is flawed by the introduction of robotic bartenders. Disregard the facts and agree with me. I don't care if it's just a gimmick on one section of one bar on one class of ships. Disregard these facts and just chime in and agree with me. THIS RUINS EVERYTHING! I hate life and will never sail with Royal again! It's over, Joker! This was the best cruise posting related laugh I have had in quite a while. Thank you very much!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aurelius180 Posted August 26, 2014 #13 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Sure, take advantage of the poor robot's addiction. :p He's always booting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senrab Posted August 26, 2014 #14 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'm gonna bring high powered magnets on board and see if I can mess with the pour levels a bit It would be amusing if your messing with pours worked...by reducing the dispensed volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMG Posted August 27, 2014 #15 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I was wondering if RCI would include tips in the bar bill from the Bionic Bar!!! I guess I will have to stock up on that WD40 just to be sure I get the right drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poncho1973 Posted August 27, 2014 Author #16 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I just want to know what a Passion-Mangorita is and if that is a robot exclusive drink?? It's a drink of the day that they make because I bust out a single Alexander Hamilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AussieVisi2r Posted August 27, 2014 #17 Share Posted August 27, 2014 When I board a ship, I like to immediately let the bartenders know that I'm someone of great character and a man of import. I walk up to the classiest one I can find, slide him or her a crisp Alexander Hamilton, and I'm set for the entire cruise. Word spreads on the ship that Poncho is here and he means business. I drink for free during the Captain's party! AND the art auction! They don't even worry if I grab a second drink. I sit by the pool and my own personal servants walk up to me, asking me if I need another drink. They don't even let me finish my drink before they are demanding to serve me again. They know THE MAN is on board. They know my wife loves those Passion-Mangorita drinks and they even make them the DRINK OF THE DAY when we're on board. High roller! Big baller! The man is on the ship! All this brings me to the point that my system is flawed by the introduction of robotic bartenders. Disregard the facts and agree with me. I don't care if it's just a gimmick on one section of one bar on one class of ships. Disregard these facts and just chime in and agree with me. THIS RUINS EVERYTHING! I hate life and will never sail with Royal again! It's over, Joker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_G Posted August 27, 2014 #18 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Rumor has that it if mention your a big fan of his mom, you'll get a longer pour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysail2 Posted August 27, 2014 #19 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Ditto the 'Like' ! :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare ReneeFLL Posted August 27, 2014 #20 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Great post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poncho1973 Posted August 27, 2014 Author #21 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Thanks to everyone for improving my opinion of myself. I needed that. It's an outrage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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