wendychloecruiser Posted October 6, 2015 #1 Share Posted October 6, 2015 As an avid cruiser (71 and counting), people often ask me about cruising but today I had the best question ever.... "Do the cruise ships ever stop inland?" It made me wonder if anyone have asked you anything amusing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare chemmo Posted October 6, 2015 #2 Share Posted October 6, 2015 'Are the crew ever allowed off ship in the ports?' 'On sea days do you swim in the sea?' And my favourite... 'What excursions does the ship offer on sea days?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasm8449 Posted October 6, 2015 #3 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Does the crew sleep on the ship? The pool water is so wavy - is it ocean water? And a non-cruise kooky question: The salesperson at the grocery counter had a customer point to the tank of live fish and asked "have these been previously frozen?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare ORV Posted October 6, 2015 #4 Share Posted October 6, 2015 As an avid cruiser (71 and counting), people often ask me about cruising but today I had the best question ever.... "Do the cruise ships ever stop inland?" It made me wonder if anyone have asked you anything amusing? In all fairness, on a Panama Canal trip you're inland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendychloecruiser Posted October 6, 2015 Author #5 Share Posted October 6, 2015 In all fairness, on a Panama Canal trip you're inland. I only wish she meant it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeaBag Posted October 6, 2015 #6 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Thanks for the chuckles. Loved the one about the frozen fish!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCruisers Posted October 6, 2015 #7 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Sometimes people just don't know/understand. It's nice to be able to help them out. :) We were chatting with some folks who had Anytime Dining. They thought that meant they had to eat dinner in the Buffet. On an At Sea day a woman ask me how much it cost to have lunch in the MDR. She and her DH were especially excited when I told them they could also have breakfast in the MDR any morning at no additional cost. An amazing number of people don't realize they can go to a bar/lounge just for the entertainment without having to order a drink. LuLu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muushka Posted October 6, 2015 #8 Share Posted October 6, 2015 A friend of mine has a friend who doesn't have a lot of money. Someone gave her a gift of a cruise. The poor woman didn't eat any meals with her friends. After about day 3, someone asked her if she was feeling all right. She said she felt fine, but had brought things to eat so that she wouldn't have to pay for her meals on the cruise. How sad. Needless to say, she did join her friends after that. This is timeshare related. About the silliest question we ever got about our Disney timeshare. The unit goes for about $700 a night if you rent from Disney. Our friend asked us if it sits empty when we're not there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky-elpaso Posted October 6, 2015 #9 Share Posted October 6, 2015 On our first cruise - to Alaska. We were out on deck during the stop at Hubbard Glacier - on the port side of the ship. An announcement was made that there were sea lions on an ice floe "at 9 o'clock". So I looked out to our left and there they were. A lady and her daughter were sitting near us and the mom looked at her watch and told her daughter that didn't do a lot of good - since it was around noon or so. I thought really fast about how to tell them the directions - 12:00 / bow of the ship - 6:00 / stern - 9:00 / port, etc. I didn't want to hurt her feelings or make her feel dumb but I figured they probably wanted to see the sea lions. She laughed and said thanks - she'd never heard those terms before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkjretired Posted October 6, 2015 #10 Share Posted October 6, 2015 'Are the crew ever allowed off ship in the ports?' ?' The classic of course related to the crew is "does the crew live on Board." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junetraveler2014 Posted October 6, 2015 #11 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Out on deck of Summit just outside of Luminae a woman was having her cigarette. Just out of the blue, she asked me if there are whales out there and if there are do they come close enough to pet them? What could I say, so I answered "probably".:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wbrumel Posted October 6, 2015 #12 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Does the ship generate its own electricity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb at sea Posted October 6, 2015 #13 Share Posted October 6, 2015 It's amazing how many folks go on a cruise with no idea of what is included, or where they're going.....they just go "blind"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msidescooter Posted October 7, 2015 #14 Share Posted October 7, 2015 On our last Disney cruise we were sitting in the theater waiting for the start of the nightly performance. Sitting behind us was a mother explaining to her young daughter that the ship is so large because they have multiple "stages" in the back and change them out each night. We just looked at each other and couldn't help ourselves to ask what she meant (thinking she was referring to the riggings)...she was tenacious about them having purpose built stages for each show. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msidescooter Posted October 7, 2015 #15 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It's amazing how many folks go on a cruise with no idea of what is included, or where they're going.....they just go "blind"! It's a dream of mine to be able to call a TA and tell them to book me on a cruise...telling me only what pier to be at and what time. Alas until I have that kind of income (and free time). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkjretired Posted October 7, 2015 #16 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Does the ship generate its own electricity? Yea, that an old one, picture a long, long extension cord. There are lots of old classics... What time is the midnight buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane2357 Posted October 7, 2015 #17 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It's a dream of mine to be able to call a TA and tell them to book me on a cruise...telling me only what pier to be at and what time. Alas until I have that kind of income (and free time). Once upon a time that was me :) I had never been on a cruise - didn't know about CC and decided that I was taking my daughter (then 15) and I (older than her) on a cruise. OH what a simpler time in life that was!!! I had no clue as to different cruise lines, cabin types, loyalty programs. The TA recommended Carnival because of my daughter's age. We had a an aft cabin with a giant picture window. Of course we had no idea of what a balcony cabin was - lol - my one cruise without one. Now I know better - I cruise on Celebrity, at a minimum with a balcony, excited to soon be Elite BUT that first cruise - with no knowledge of anything - it was special because we had NO expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Keith1010 Posted October 7, 2015 #18 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Great question. LOL. Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick IL. Posted October 7, 2015 #19 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Yea, that an old one, picture a long, long extension cord. I heard an officer answer this question at a cocktail party, he said "we have a long extension cord that we plug in in Miami" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruisinCadie Posted October 7, 2015 #20 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Overheard in the MDR on the first night. A woman seated nearby asked the assistant waiter , "My doctor is from India. Do you know him?" He thought quickly and replied, "Madam, 65% of all doctors in Canada are from India." When we talked to him, he admitted he had just pulled the number out of thin air, but we all got a good laugh out of that one. Kathy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yukongold Posted October 7, 2015 #21 Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) As an avid cruiser (71 and counting), people often ask me about cruising but today I had the best question ever.... "Do the cruise ships ever stop inland?" It made me wonder if anyone have asked you anything amusing? Technically, I think the answer could be "yes." There are several cruises that go deep into Brazil on the Amazon River and stop at Manaus - which is nearly 1,000 miles inland. So, perhaps, the question was not that far out of line? Edited October 7, 2015 by yukongold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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