Bad Butler

[Doug R.]

Of course I was only kidding. You can see from my signature that I haven't even sailed. Just thought I could people a laugh. Sorry I missed the part of walking out of shows. LOL:cool:

 

As well as arriving late for said show and making 20 people stand up while you found your seat.

[BNBR]

The funniest part of this post is the people who think it's serious. I'm losing faith in the ability of humanity to survive at this rate.

[BirdTravels]

As well as arriving late for said show and making 20 people stand up while you found your seat.

That's how you get the best seats. All of those who were holding "the best seats" for people that don't show up and give them up at show time.

[Spyke65]

I was smoking on my balcony, drinking a Pepsi, (read no coke)because they took the water I wanted to bring on board away when I boarded. I would have preferred a Rebellious Fish but I was too trashed, it being spring break and all, to go the bar. Well the butler walked in and told me I could not smoke on the balcony because my obnoxious neighbor could smell it, oh well. So I asked him if he would take my towel and at 6:00am put it on a pool chair right in front of the pool for me soI would have it when I woke at about 10:00. He refused. You guessed it no tip for him.

(take that washy washy)

 

Sums up about every third post on this board. Bravo & thanks for the chuckle!

[inspiration100]

You nailed some good ones. You forgot the butler wouldn't bring you a Coke and only a Pepsi.

[bostongal965]

I take it you are also an educator who hates children who sailed during spring break? You clearly need scolding in that and every other case.

 

:D:D:D Nice!

[sandyh85]

Lol thanks for the laughs!

 

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[Barb Nahoumi]

Thanks for the laughter, OP. I almost choked on my coffee.

[Sheshefran]

Thanks to all who enjoyed my humor and apologies to those I offended.

[BirdTravels]

Thanks to all who enjoyed my humor and apologies to those I offended.

But it was the truth, not humor.

[psac]

Best post ever.

[LuckyStar]

Did he catch you hogging a pool chair while heading to the MDR in your shorts?

[forgotmyCCname]

Did he catch you hogging a pool chair while heading to the MDR in your shorts?

Bathrobe.

[Cruise or Lose!]

Thank you to those arrogant enough to assert their own natural superiority in every thread. I swear to God, Cruise Critic is really going downhill.

 

Thank you, OP, for the levity.

 

 

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[MizDemeanor]

Thank you to those arrogant enough to assert their own natural superiority in every thread. I swear to God, Cruise Critic is really going downhill.

 

Thank you, OP, for the levity.

 

 

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Yeah for like a bunch of years now....

[bmwman]

Seriously?????? What a joke. If I were your neighbor, I would have ensured you were fined every time you lit up and your room locked down for a deep clean. It would have been ship security, not your butler knocking at your door.

 

Obviously a joke -- do not take life too seriously.