5 things you'll never hear on an Azamara cruise

[loveandcruises]

As a new "convert" to Azamara, here are 5 things I've actually said on other cruise lines that would never come out of my mouth on Azamara. Please feel free to join in with phrases of your own!

 

"The elevator is too crowded. Let's take the stairs."

 

"Oh my gosh, if I see Shrek again ..."

 

"What is this towel animal supposed to be?"

 

"How many beer cans are in that pyramid and did he really drink them all?"

 

"The line for the bumper cars is too long. Let's come back."

 

 

[laurieb]

“What did you say?  I couldn’t hear you over the announcement “

Edited December 28, 2019 by laurieb

[Melissaghoti]

‘My cabin’s right below the Kid’s Club. It’s impossible to take a nap.’

 

 

Melissa

[tv24]

"Excursion group number 42 should wait in the theater until they are called to board bus number 55."

 

"I'm sorry sir, but there are no seats available at this bar.  You will have to wait until someone gets up to leave."

 

"I'm sorry sir but the kitchen is very busy.  The wait for room service will be about one to two hours."

[loveandcruises]

DING! "Welcome back." Repeat 4,733 times.

[lenoirm]

No!

Impossible!

[loveandcruises]

"I want to see your team number and 6 ladies' bras!"

[hamrag]

'here are 5 things I've actually said on other cruise lines that would never come out of my mouth on Azamara'.

[loveandcruises]

49 minutes ago, hamrag said:

'here are 5 things I've actually said on other cruise lines that would never come out of my mouth on Azamara'.

OK, true, so I've transitioned from what came out of my own personal mouth to things one would never hear on Azamara.

 

I am loving the hysterical responses others are posting.

[diana11]

How much??? It’s only a latte and a cake!

 

i really wish they would serve fresh orange juice

 

i could kill for a smoothie this morning 

 

Not another price increase for the yoga class

 

Will you wait for me as I try and find a water dispenser 

 

 

[loveandcruises]

"Don't forget to return the towels or they'll charge your sea pass card."

 

"We can't see Mama Mia without a reservation."

 

"I never see the captain/cruise director/hotel director."

 

"The hairy chest/belly flop/sexy legs competition is at 1."

 

"Where's Funship Freddy?"

[newmexicoNita]

why no shrimp cocktail or escargot in the main dining room? 

[hamrag]

Based on  my, albeit limited (14 nights) experience on Azamara I don't believe I'd ever hear the following:

 

'Let's have a game of listing things I've actually said on other cruise lines that would never come out of my mouth on Azamara'!!

[diana11]

On 12/30/2019 at 3:14 AM, loveandcruises said:

"Don't forget to return the towels or they'll charge your sea pass card."

 

"We can't see Mama Mia without a reservation."

 

"I never see the captain/cruise director/hotel director."

 

"The hairy chest/belly flop/sexy legs competition is at 1."

 

"Where's Funship Freddy?"

Re the beach towels last month on Pursuit, there was a card in our cabin stating that if these towels were missing at the end of the voyage then we would be charged! I was surprised 

[Grandma Cruising]

3 minutes ago, diana11 said:

Re the beach towels last month on Pursuit, there was a card in our cabin stating that if these towels were missing at the end of the voyage then we would be charged! I was surprised 

That’s something that’s different on the Pursuit. There’s still lots of towels on the Pool deck. I assume the ones in your cabin are for you to take ashore if you want to, rather than picking them up as you go off the ship if it’s a beach type of port.

[uktog]

On Journey last month you had to sign the towels out - a little guy took a note of your room number as you left the ship with towels.  Guess what, when you come back, no one checks them back in.  It did slow down exiting the ship in the morning

[excitedofharpenden]

And you know why they did that?  On one stop that included a beach and on a day that turned out very wet a large number of guests just left the towels on the beach.  A thoughtful idea to improve the local economy I guess. 

 

Phil 

[Charlies Aunt]

I just love that shower curtain ....

 

Edited January 2, 2020 by Charlies Aunt

[newmexicoNita]

On 1/1/2020 at 12:59 PM, diana11 said:

Re the beach towels last month on Pursuit, there was a card in our cabin stating that if these towels were missing at the end of the voyage then we would be charged! I was surprised 

and we didn't have towels in our cabin, we got them out by the pool.  

[Grandma Cruising]

50 minutes ago, newmexicoNita said:

and we didn't have towels in our cabin, we got them out by the pool.  

I think this is only on Pursuit. There are still plenty of towels by the pool. I think the intention of the ones in your cabin is if you want to take towels off the ship, for example on a boat trip or to the beach.

[Dr H]

The shriek of kids going down the water slide/or falling off the rock climbing wall. (To me, that alone is worth the price of an Azamara cruise!)

[Jim in OR]

“My goodness! This Internet connection is really fast and connects so quickly!”

[uktog]

My goodness this internet is good value

[loveandcruises]

"No washy, no foodie. No foodie, no happy. No happy, go homey."

[loveandcruises]

"Of course it's Friday. Just check the floor of the elevator."