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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve!"
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
What's a parent's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night!
What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle-toast!
How did Mrs. Claus tell Santa the weather? "It looks like rain, dear!"
What do you call a mean reindeer? Rude-olph!
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow!
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!

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59 minutes ago, LGW59 said:

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve!"
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
What's a parent's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night!
What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle-toast!
How did Mrs. Claus tell Santa the weather? "It looks like rain, dear!"
What do you call a mean reindeer? Rude-olph!
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow!
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!

I finally know how to copy and paste, so I sent this to a punster I know!

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